Romney acknowledged his underground Twitter to the Atlantic with a flourish: “C’est moi.”
Même ici, quand il ne fait rien de mal, M. Delecto est légèrement ridicule. Tant pis pour lui!
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Pierre Delecto ?
… apparently “Guy Le Douche” was taken
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…are all ass.
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[bad fake french accent]
how zou you say, lur-ker?
[\bad fake french accent]
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Ashley Feinberg was also the reporter who uncovered Comey’s Twitter account. She is excellent at online sleuthing.
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That’s what you’ve got the 12 sister/wives for. And it’s not like they’re busy driving cars or listening to rock music.
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Twitter has been abuzz this weekend with the revelation of Sen. Mitt Romney’s (R-UT) secret Twitter persona: Twitter has been abuzz this weekend with the revelation of Sen. Mitt Romney’s (R-UT) secret Twitter persona: Pierre Delecto…
In a bizarre coincidence in an administration filled with coincidences, Pierre Delecto is also William Barr’s secret porn name.
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“Qui a laissé les chiens sortir? Woof Woof!”
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Isn’t that pretty much every wife and girlfriend out there…
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I’m not so sure. It seems like there are lots of old guard R’s (Bill Kristol, Peter Wehner to name two) that have been publicly making comments that sound like there’s some not-inconsequential number of people who Mittens listens to that may be trying to convince him that this is the way back to glory for him. I’d think, after the humiliation Trump put on his over his auditions before the inauguration, Mitt would be hungry for some revenge. Plus if he gets to think of himself as the savior of the party, all the better.
Not saying it ultimately works to get the Senate to go against Trump, but I think there’s a little more gas in the tank for this endeavor at least for a while.
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It’s OK. You really don’t have to choose. Kinda like I don’t have to choose which CNN “Republican Voice” is stupider; Rick Santorum or Sean whathisname who had an embarrassing debut yesterday.
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Seen this movie too many times already. He’ll only actually do anything if he manages to convince Republicans generally to back him. Otherwise he’ll crawl back into his shell. Romneys gonna Romney. Hope I’m wrong and you’re right, but he, Flake, Corker, Collins, Sasse, et al have a track record and it ain’t good.
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Yeah, this really isn’t newsworthy.
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Ever since Jon Stewart described Mitt as looking like “every guy who ever fired your dad,.” I have been convinced that line hung over Romney when citizens went to the polls in '12. Now he may have put that to rest with the greatest twitter nick of all time.
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It would have been worth the price of admission had Pierre revealed the stunning secrets of the LDSers’ Magic Underwear.
Bonus question: What’s the difference between LDS and LSD?
Answer: With LSD, the hallucinations eventually wear off.
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It would take one insult hurled from Trump on Twitter, and Romney will reverse course immediately.
Probably a capital P 
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“C’est moi?” I see Mitt is developing that common touch.
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Good God…
Pierre Delecto
Might be a chef… but more likely an escort.
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As was “Inflagrante.”
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