Why On Earth Does Trump Think A DNC Server Is Hidden In Ukraine? | Talking Points Memo

As he pressured Ukraine’s President to produce dirt that would discredit the Mueller investigation, Donald Trump first turned to a hobby horse that has received far less attention than his allegations against Biden: the cybersecurity firm Crowdstrike.


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Because he has one hidden at Alfabank?

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Why On Earth Does Trump Think A DNC Server Is Hidden In Ukraine?

Because he is an idiot?

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because the last person he spoke to said so …

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Aw, c’mon - these softball questions aren’t even worthy of George S or Chuckles Todd:

It’s delusions, fellas. Delusions.

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And he’s a moron.

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Great question.

But I have faith that Fooliani will get to the bottom of it with the help of Elmer Fudd and Cletus Spuckler.

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Trying to follow this labyrinth of lies, conspiracy theories and plain ol’ muddying-of-waters will utterly defeat you–it’s just a load of outrageous, ludicrous, risible(choose your adjective) nonsense. How can anyone take it remotely seriously?!!

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I love multiple choice quizzes.

Why On Earth Does Trump Think A DNC Server Is Hidden In Ukraine?
a. He’s desperate.
b. He’s insane.
c. Alex Jones told him so.
d. All of the above

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Absolutely.

Never forget that he’s always projecting and accusing other people of the exact wrongdoing he’s engaging in.

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“Why On Earth Does Trump Think A DNC Server Is Hidden In Ukraine?”

Because he’s an Adderall-hoovering, diaper-clad dimwit in the throes of tertiary syphilis?

(Just a guess, mind you.)

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I don’t think the question mark is needed.

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RExxon had it right - he’s a fucking moron.

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e. Vladimir Putin suggested it as an explanation.

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Why On Earth Does Trump Think A DNC Server Is Hidden In Ukraine? | Talking Points Memo

Because he is

bat2

poop

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I stand corrected. You are absolutely correct.

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Because Q told him.

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But to some denizens of right-wing fever swamps…

Trump is the Emperor of the Right Wing Fever Swamp

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I think he really does believe that Ukraine’s got the server. He’s a bald tub of lard with a ridiculous combover and cartoonish dangling red ties and he believes he’s a stud.

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…Because the good folks at 55 Ulitsa Savushkina, St. Petersburg, informed him of the location…

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