WH Insists Trump Isn’t In Hiding After Telling America To Use Bleach As COVID Cure

I’d say he’s mourning over Little Rocket Man, but that’d suggest some sort of empathy or humanity.

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I just want to hang on this for a minute: The president’s spokesliar claims he’s totally not sulking after making a colossal ass out of himself. :thinking:

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Trump’s popularity at 538 has dropped 2.5% since 1 April and it looks like it will continue downward. For the life of me, I don’t understand why it is above 20%. There is no way the economy will significantly improve before Nov and he will get even more frantic as that becomes obvious to him and everyone else. He should just stroke out and save everyone a lot of trouble.

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Keep shoveling out checks to voters. That will be the only plan.

That and to keep suggesting that Biden is Hitlery’s puppet - because, you know, projection isn’t just a river in Colorado.

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Folks, I don’t know if I am capable of riding out this pandemic without my daily dose of Our Dumb President. The show’s hiatus better be over soon.

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It is sort of off topic, but looking at the pic of Kayleigh McEnany. At some point in the past she was attractive. Not exactly my type, but she is NOT attractive now. While #ETTD is a good principle, Trump also seems to exert a Emperor Palpatine like effect on those around him, they become actually uglier.

On topic, Trump will go crazy again, this afternoon we will hit 58,220 deaths and the media will wake up to the fact that this was the number of Americans who died in Vietnam over nearly 20 years, not two months. The negative coverage will send †Я☭mp into a frenzy of rage tweeting and he will insist on a pep rally to show everyone he is in charge.

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You over-estimate the intelligence of the enraged right-wing citizens of the US.

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That’s one of my two bets. Little Rocket Man, or some new scandal, possibly the unredacted Mueller Report, maybe something else we haven’t heard of.

But has to be something that was big enough to divert all the top folks from Covid-19 to whatever the other thing was/is.

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Last Thursday was so damn pivotal. That was the day Trump revealed his lack of competency and more importantly lack of self discipline.

Now the White House has to find safe venues to keep that from happening. A press briefing is no longer safe for his self control. They are literally arranging scenarios that do not disturb or intimidate Trump. Next up, Trump is no longer able to go to Denny’s.

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You could substitute “Three Stooges” videos and try to figure out which one is Trump.

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There must be some mistake. None of those Stooges are Our Dumb President.

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WH Insists Trump Isn’t In Hiding

BULL PHUCKY

He ran away with his dick wedged between his cheeks last Friday…

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The “new look”: President Trump will Zoom in from an undisclosed location near Pyongyang.

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Explaining is losing.

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you won’t hear it out loud.
Facts and Truth have taken down many self proclaimed __________ .“add on for any emphasis.”
many to choose from.

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All of them, Katie.

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Deborah Birx claims the media is dwelling on this story too much, and would like it to go away.

So I will no longer refer to her as Dr. Birx, since she obviously thinks nothing of the Hippocratic Oath The part that says:

“I will neither give a deadly drug to anybody who asked for it, nor will I make a suggestion to this effect.”

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According to Stormy, it wouldn’t reach that far.

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and the WH says he is pivoting to focus his reelection upon the economy. That economy he inherited from that ni-CLANG he proceeded to trash by his lack of care.

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If Trump is running on the economy again, the Biden will win 45 states.

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