President Trump and the White House coronavirus task force are scheduled to hold a briefing at 5 p.m. ET. Since announcing his decision to halt funds to the largely U.S.-funded World Health Organization last night, Trump is now facing backlash for making the move amid the COVID-19 pandemic. Trump will likely also address his urgency to reopen the economy.
Fauci vs. Grouchy? Pass…
Faucho: “Why, a four-year-old child could understand Trump! Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can’t make heads or tails of this guy.”
(h/t Duck Soup)
I’m just here for the stroke.
I’m just here for the screaming.
Come for the screaming…
Stay for the Adderall-induced psychotic episode with violent auditory hallucinations and self-soiling.
(The critics have weighed in: “You’ll laugh; you’ll cry; you’ll barf!”)
You’ll pound your forehead on your keyboard!
I’ve chipped off the N and the E.
Trump wants people to die in his quest for re-election.
Now, I cannot speak for Trumpists, but I do not share Trump’s desire for mass genocide.
People tell me that’s why I should watch, but they won’t tell me which episode that happens. It’s kind of like having to watch the whole NASCAR season just to see the crash.
Indiana’s Rep. Trey Hollingsworth has made it a choice between the lesser of two evils. You can probably guess which is the lesser of two evils.
That’s about it, but we keep each other entertained in-between the crashes.
Which are frequent.
I am here for the off the rails responses and, of course, the shout-outs to all the corporations.
Saw a Twitter post that compared his reading of corporate names to Billy Joel’s " We Didn’t Start the Fire"
It was much more monotone (in between the sniffs) - like he was reading the phone book.
I’m here for the snark
“The new phonebook’s here! The new phonebook’s here!”
Betcha twenty bucks those monitors are for more A.V. B.S. about timelines and Trump never did one wrong thing and is a total genius of amateur epidemiology because he just had a feeling what to do, even when that was weeks and weeks of nothing.
If only we had a PM Trudeau…
p.s. He’s looking quite dashing with his new beard. I love the touch of grey.
I’m concerned for the F, the U, the C, and the K. They’re getting used beyond the rated capacity I’m sure.
Easy there, girl…
