‘A better looking person gets a lighter sentence.’
With a pile of criminal charges, a scathing House Ethics Committee report, and mounting calls for his expulsion, Rep. George Santos (R-NY) has a lot to worry about. However, amid all of the drama that has blown up since his election last year, at least the embattled lawmaker has taken care of his aesthetic concerns.
Hope Mr. Santos reads this article before he dons an orange jumpsuit!
Also am I frist?
(Congratulations. Frist is an awesome responsibility : - )
Another great article showing how TPM is right on top, and in many cases, a bit ahead of the news.
To raise an esoteric argument…
“Santos took to the site formerly known as Twitter”
What’s a Twitter and does that mean something? I suspect it means something more to media people, since almost none are reporting it the current way, as “X”.
Not complaining. Just curious about why that happens.
I feel deeply refreshed after bathing in so much snark. This story is better than one of those British Airways towels they give you with the tongs.
Dr. Mirza said he would recommend a “back to basics” approach for anyone who is entering a correctional facility and is concerned about their skin. This includes working on general health with weight loss, cancer screenings, and blood tests.
This is pretty solid advice for those MAGA world individuals not taking plea deals in the myriad cases of Trump-related criming. I just love that Hunter and Josh spoke with Dr. Mirza - and got a reply from Rep. Santos through that “closed, shut, and sealed” communications door he set up…
What I really want to know about is Santos’ OnlyFans expenditures.
Maybe he just likes pretending to text with porn stars. But I don’t think it would be too hard to use OF to launder money.
And I have a hunch that the owners of the OF site, who take a cut of all transactions on the platform, are not politically disinterested themselves. Recall that “Q” maybe is (or was) the owner of the “8chan/8kun” site that was the birthing ground for QAnon, and Musk bought Twitter. The bad guys are increasingly becoming “platform owners.”
Botulinum toxin is one of the most poisonous natural substances known. It is not something one should lightly undertake for cosmetic reasons because it can kill one very easily.
Did George Santos learn his narcissism from Donnie Trump?
The body of a hostage was found in Gaza near a hospital which is the site of heavy combat. IDF immediately blamed Hamas. but I would wait for actual evidence. It’s possible this lady was mistakenly killed from a stray bullet from an Israeli gun. I don’t know. I don;t reflexively believe either Hamas or the IDF. One thing is sure… way too many innocent people have been killed on both sides.
The pseudo Congressman sees a pseudo Doctor; not news.
Sometimes I think Santos makes for the perfect FOX caricature of a liberal elite.
Thanks for your advice for the prison-bound, Dr. Mirza, but I think you’ve got it all wrong. Georgie should be focused on making himself less attractive before he takes up residence in the slam.
I think Dr. Muhammad Mirza
and Trump’s good buddy Dr. Harold Bornstein
went to the same “medical school.”
Still think the New York Democratic Party deserves a great deal of scrutiny for not funding oppo on Santos, and for not gerrymandering the state sufficiently to prevent the Republicans from taking the House.
IDF initially denied this sniper shot. Sniper shot.
Investigative Journalism at its Finest. TPM has reached a new pinnacle. So proud to be a supporter of this.
Yes. But where is the cat?
I love the way Santos jumps in and confirms what the doctor wouldn’t.
By the way, I like the way TPM mixes in these lightweight stories amid the usual doom and gloom.
