‘We Are Not A Match’: Alleged Capitol Insurrectionist Turned In By Person On Dating App

A man who allegedly participated in the Capitol insurrection on Jan. 6 was turned in to the feds by a person he was chatting with on a dating app known as Bumble — where he had openly bragged to the person about participating in the Capitol insurrection.


This is a companion discussion topic for the original entry at https://talkingpointsmemo.com/?p=1371105
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World, know this: If you are into insurrection, I am not into you. Period.

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Wow…caught using a dating app.

It’s just so surprising that this guy isn’t already in a long-term, mutually fulfilling relationship with someone.

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Not into insurrection, or not into that Insurrection?

Can certainly see a world where many of us would have ended up in the streets, had the Supremes decided to step in and throw the election in PA and elsewhere…

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“When you said ‘uprising’ I thought you meant something else.”

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Crime costs.

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Ah, Carmel, NY, my hometown. It’s a fucking dump.

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Halperin’s thread is under a different headline…

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Yeah, nothing reassures a women chatting with some clown like his admission to a propensity towards violent acts against the government.

Free advice for this dude: Life, you are doing it wrong.

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“I’m a match, she’s kerosene. You know she’s gonna burn down everything…”

So sad, it’s funny!

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And all this time I thought that liking pina coladas and getting caught in the rain was the deal breaker.

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Are there any smart ones involved in this, or are we only catching the dumb ones?

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It seems that stupid, self-serving, criminal behavior is common to this group:

From January 24th, 2016: Donald Trump boasted Saturday that support for his presidential campaign would not decline even if he shot someone in the middle of a crowded street.

“I could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn’t lose voters,” Trump said at a campaign rally here.

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Hi! To find out what I can do, say @discobot display help.

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I’m surprised it got as far as it did. Every word out of this guy is just intensely annoying. He’s a self-regarding lout and moron.

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He’s from Carmel, NY an exurb which is 55 miles north from NYC. Over the past 60 odd years it’s been inhabited by folks who left the downstate cities. It has its share of MAGA cult members.
I posted this on the other thread but it’s obviously more fitting here.
What was his Bumble profile like?
Single White MAGA man looking for a MAGA fan female. Open minded because I hold up a Blacks for Trump sign at rallies. Has a full set of teeth because of ACA subsidies. Must also have good teeth and prove that they are not trans.

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A nod’s as good as a wink…

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Girls say no to boys who say yes (to Trump)…

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