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I hope it is an uninterrupted stream of TIA----Traumatic Impeachment Angst.

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ā€œLive from Washington! It’s the further degradation of societal norms! Be there to find out how much lower we can still go!ā€

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ā€œWhat is it with this sunblock stuff, anyways? It used to be you could just walk around in the Sun, find some shade, but now school children tell me they have to put on ten, fifteen layers of sunblock before going outside. It’s ridiculous. No one understands ridiculous better than me, many people say that.ā€

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ā€œWatch the President’s remarks below:ā€

Sorry, but I’ve put off flossing the cat far too long already.

(Maybe I’ll practice a colonoscopy prep after that.)

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imPotus to redraw the map of the middleeast…with a sharpie

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Yesterday, I substituted at a middle school. The kids were asking about WWIII, the draft, and a note that had been purportedly found in a school bathroom threatening a school shooting.
The whole country’s going to get PTSD.

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Wednesdays are good catch-up days for stuff like that.

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Drinking game, anyone? Every time he mentions ā€˜strong’ or something similar? Unfortunately, all I have at my desk is a five ounce vial of Tennessee Apple a coworker gave me. I have no idea why. People give me stuff. It’s weird.

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I’d sooner have a proctological examination with a rotorooter machine.

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I don’t care how early it is, this needs the 1,000 likes button.

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That hurts just to read.

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The generals said to me…
Sir, no one before you has been strong enough…
I did it to save hundreds, maybe thousands, of American lives
This guy was a bad, a very, very bad, person…
sniff, sniff, sniff
Perhaps no one has ever done as much as me to…
I love peace…

Trump speech is a game of mad libs.

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Doctors say beets are the best colonoscopy prep.

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I am praying to watch the biglest, most hugely , gigantic stroke out on national Tv…

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Last time I did a colonoscopy prep they gave me a substance which people with a very cruel sense of humor had named Go-Lightly, and I spent 6 hours expelling food I hadn’t even eaten yet. Still, between that and watching a 15 minute Trump speech…

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I need to learn to read your posts in reverse word order to get the ā€˜kick’ first.

ā€œThis guy drew a cartoon caricature of Your Beloved President. Fool deserved to die.ā€

I’ve thought about naming things like products and businesses and one thought I’ve thought is that not everything can be made to seem fun or upbeat or positive. For certain things you really shouldn’t even try. :rose:

In that spirit, let’s watch the show!

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Like saying that adult diapers will ā€œMake you feel young againā€?

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