President Donald Trump’s Jewish friends all seem to have the exact same contrarian opinion about Israel.
This is a companion discussion topic for the original entry at https://talkingpointsmemo.com/?p=1268246
This is a companion discussion topic for the original entry at https://talkingpointsmemo.com/?p=1268246
It was actually Jeffrey Epstein.
Except that’s not quite what they were talking about.
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Well, they all look alike, you know. You could line up Bob ¨Happy Endings¨ Kraft, Sheldon ¨The Hut¨ Adelson, and Charles ¨Send a Hooker to your Brother in Law¨ Kushner, and I´d challenge you to see any physical dissimilarities between them.
Oh, man, I know a couple of friends who´d really dig that MAGA yarmulke 
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He says they called him sir, which is an indicator that he’s lying. Also, his lips were moving, which is a dead giveaway.
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Trump has no friends
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It’s really difficult to believe that Trump would make up a story and attach multiple names to it. \s
It’s like he’s doing the same thing as those messages that go around with the same story every few years but are attributed to someone else, the ones your relatives send around once in a while that you have to explain, again, why it’s wrong. I swear that most of my Facebook existence is explaining why those right wing memes and articles are incorrect and laying out the real facts. It’s very possible that Trump talked to no one and is just making the entire thing up and attaching whatever name he thinks of at that moment to it…the sad thing is it doesn’t matter, his followers will swallow it whole no matter how much he may be lying.
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I’ve forgotten where I read that but it was convincing, every time he recounts a story and the quote begins with a “Sir…” he is lying. The author gave plenty of examples.
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Trump has four friends?
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All of them imaginary.
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To be fair, Kraft did not refer to it as, “…the Iran nuclear conspiracy” but, as “the happy ending”.
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This is the first time that I saw it before you removed it.
You’re fast, but I was in the right place at the right time!
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You can always click on the little pencil icon at the top right of the post to see what was edited out.
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Is it possible all three of these people are the same person?? Really, has anyone actually seen them together in the same room? I didn’t think so.
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I do, and I have. That’s how I saw all the previous “F.T.” pictures. This is just the first one that I saw before it was withdrawn.
It was like seeing a shooting star! Then poof! It’s gone…
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I recently spoke with Trump, his wife, and his two idiot sons and asked them what Trump’s biggest lie was: The lie about Jewish people praising him for his idiotic bungling in Iran or the time he said Mexico would pay for the Wall. They all said “Neither, sir. Everything Trump says is a lie because he has no grasp of reality and you became dumber just by listening to him, sir.”
True story.
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Is it OK to decorate a yarmulke with secular crap? Or at all?
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apparently.
" Hey, wahduuyah Jew guys want more? 4 more years of my glory and being able to sell your diamonds and fur coats and eat your weird food PLUS the friendship of Israel’s best leader ever? I’m askin’ because you know how to vote and you love money and banking and stuff, so you love me -right?"
“As sure as I’m wearing a symbolic headdress of my faith emblazoned with the motto of a racist traitor - you bet Sir.”
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NO! I thought that was photoshopped.
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Eternally crying with tears in their eyes as they are addressing his Greatness.
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