“Come out and Pla-ay”
No, change it to the Washington Angry White Men.
Let’s remember that DC is a city made up of people who live and work and send their kids to school and pay rent and so on. The bastards in DC come here from other places–North Carolina, Texas, Ohio, etc…–in search of power. There are a lot of good people in DC who have nothing to do with politics and they deserve a team with an honorable name.
The Washington Deep State
The Washington team will soon be announcing their new partnership with corporate sponsor Nabisco and will now be called the Saltine Crackers.
That was tongue in cheek. Not a serious suggestion.
The Washington
…Lobbyists
…Federal (Express)
…Bougies
…Continental (Airline)s
…Deplorables
No American professional sports team is named after are best friends.
Hence I recommend “The Washington Dogs”.
Nice, their mascot could be a guy in an Appomattox court house costume
We have a winner
As the runner up national bird and in the same division as the Eagles, I nominate the Washington Turkeys to honor our politicians as well.
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As someone who doesn’t give a shit at all (most recent Dirty Santa moment, wife’s coworker opens what turns out to be a Trailblazers sweatshirt, looks at it quizzically for a few seconds and says, “Oh! Sports!”)…which dire situation are you referring to? The Scylla and Charybdis of empty seats caused by COVID vs. COVID jeopardizing their moneymakers, or something else?
So are they now the Washington Unnameds, or the Washington Your-Company-Name-Here’s?
suggestions:
Concussed and Forgotten
Stadium Scammers
The Washington Walkbacks
good one
This will be the best post in the nation on the subject.
(crow makes chef’s kiss gesture with wing)