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Concussed and Forgotten
Stadium Scammers
The Washington Walkbacks
good one
This will be the best post in the nation on the subject.
(crow makes chef’s kiss gesture with wing)
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Imagine all the puns…
“The Turkey’s got stuffed on sunday”
“The Turkey’s got roasted this week”
That’s a great quote in general. Thanks.
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Washington Corporatists
I hear it’s about heritage, not hate.
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A bird should never say Bon Appétit to a cat within striking distance.
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Cats are great, but crows are wiley.
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Don’t be an upstart, crow.
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Based on their fanbase reaction, I would think “The Washington Whaaambulance”…
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Which is why the team should become the Washington Greenbacks.
There is already a high school in Kansas that call its teams the Greenbacks. The school has a mascot that is perfect for the swampier-than-ever DC region and also has a prize-winning helmet design. Time for Dan Snyder to get on a plane to Kansas and make a deal.
Covid might prevent Snyder from travelling to make a deal, in which case the likely new name is the Washington Orangeskins, and the swampy mascot is one that should be available after January 2021.
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My prediction: The Hogs.
You heard it here first.
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Well, if you’re going there…
The D.C. Comics
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As long as it’s specifically that one, I’m happy with it.
The makeup over the mustache was just so perfect.
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Fedex First Nations Field
has a nice ring to it
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I know, right? Sports comedy gold.
The most unimpressive happening of the day. Even in the time of a lying traitor in the WH.
After 87 years a racist name is changed because of money. Lordy we have a long way to go.
Cue the classic:
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I can’t claim it as my own. It was a comment I saw on another article on the name change. I think it might have been The Washington Post, since the owner has said repeatedly that he’d “never” change the name.
I also like it as a general assessment. It applies to many personal situations in life as well.
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