Somewhere someone (so take this with a grain salt) said that poor Amy is from Canada. She should be worried that they might not want her back.
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I’m trying to estimate the jowlage that will be coming his way. Will they be Trump or Barr sized?
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Once, I had to raid bomb a restaurant while shutting it down and pulling equipment. The walls ran black with roaches while they ran from their hiding places.
I see something similar occurring after the election.
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Au contraire.
He’s convinced me that evolution is real.
I’m sure that in a previous life he was the rear part of a horse.
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Yes, surprise, surprise a bigot.
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He obviously has never social distanced himself from the refrigerator.
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I just want to watch him tied down with his eyelids clamped open and forced to watch a recitation of all the death and killing Christians have committed throughout history in the name of their religious beliefs (including dominionist Manifest Destiny), which far FAR outstrips any numbers Muslims have achieved. We can use pork fat to lube his eyeballs Clockwork Orange style.
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I remember lawn darts. The funny thing is once they were banned by the CPSC, this was under Reagan when the agency was gutted you never saw them again in any toy or variety store. I think this was after some poor kid got it through the skull with one and there was an uproar by the public.
It wouldn’t shock me if some Irwin Mainway type in the administration wanted to bring them back. “Your sons would love them!”
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Speaking of dreadful Trump appointees:
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I’d add one correction:
- “Christian”
- Racist
- Bigot
- All of the above
I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ. -Gandhi
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Over the years, Lloyd has called the world’s second-largest religion a “barbaric cult,” described it as “violent,” and said then-President Barack Obama was sympathetic to “extremist Muslim convictions.”
Seems like the perfect guy to help boi Flaccid bring peace to the Middle East. 
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…is no way to go through life, son.
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You don’t think this guy is there to do any actual, like, work do you? He’s there purely for the grift.
If you mean Galileo, he was just subject to house arrest. I can’t think of anybody being burned alive for promoting that idea.
Heretics, crypto-Jews, and witches, on the other hand . . .
And I write this as a historian of the crusades.
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Hey now, they often tortured them first, they weren’t lazy you know. Credit where credit is due.
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Pretty sure Menocchio – whom the Church most definitely burned alive – suggested a gravity-based, heliocentric cosmology in his “Cheese and Worms” teaching.
Of course, YMMV.
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What is this bullshit about the earth “orbiting” the sun, you bed-wetting liberal?
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Giordano Bruno, burned in the Campo di Fiore, February 17, 1600.
Not strictly for adhering to the Copernican cosmology but for that among other heresies like believing in atoms.
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Can you imagine, for one second, the sexual role-playing that goes on in the Thomas household?
I know, I know, I’m sorry I brought that up - I promise I won’t do it again.
But really, when Virginia looks around all of the places and meetings she goes to and sees about one crazy black person per 1000 attendees - what does she tell herself? When they see the Confederate flags and all of the other despicable symbols of slavery and racism being proudly displayed by supporters of the president they apparently love - what do they say to each other?
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Hahaha. USAID’s new “religious freedom advisor” is perfect for a sick fucking country. Fucking hilarious.
Russia, primarily, and America and Britain helped bring the National Socialist rampage to an end and obliterate the malignant political movement. But who will exterminate the American sickness? Can America self-correct? A partial answer, at least, will be provided on November 3rd.