“We have nine factories that are throwing out ventilators at numbers that nobody can believe. There’s not been anything like that since the Second World War.”
— Dr. Cadet Toadglans mit der Bone Spurs, master tactician
This shell game with ventilators fascinates me. Consider:
• The number of ventilators shipped by Russia to the US is obviously secret (unless, of course, somebody with better research skills than I can find it).
• The phantom ventilators were made by a Russian company that is under US sanctions.
• There is disagreement about who paid for them. One US official said the government paid for them outright. However, the Russian Foreign Ministry said half the cost was borne by Russia’s sovereign wealth fund RDIF, which is currently under international monetary sanctions.
• The “Aventa-M” ventilators were produced by the Ural Instrument Engineering Plant (UPZ). UPZ is part of a holding company called Concern Radio-Electronic Technologies (KRET), which is also under US sanctions and which itself a unit of Russian state conglomerate Rostec, which is under international monetary sanctions.
• The “Aventa-M” ventilators were linked to two deadly hospital fires and are now banned for use in Russia.
• But not to worry, the Russian ventilators were put out of service as soon as they touched the tarmac at JFK while their use was “under review.”
So far, so good. But it also raises some questions? (Superior Researcher Alert!)
• Is the US sending back the “Aventa-M” ventilators? If not, why not?
• Just as the COVID-19 virus has taken its show on the road — “If it’ll play in Peoria ….” — the US is slated to send 8,000 ventilators abroad. The ventilators the US will send cost $5,000 to $30,000, depending on the model. Who’s making them? More importantly: Who’s paying for them? (Everybody gets one wild stab, er, guess.)
“In a certain way, I’d like them to be donations. I really do. I think it’s good will. It’s hard to say you have to pay us in order to save people from dying.”
— Humanitarian, philanthropist, superhero, sentimentalist and all-around good guy Dr. Cadet Toadglans mit der Bone Spurs