LONDON — British prime minister Boris Johnson “continues to improve” in the intensive care unit of a London hospital where he is being treated for the new coronavirus.
If he survives, I’m sure he’ll be determined more than ever to get rid of immigrant doctors and shut down more hospitals.
It’s a learning disease, you understand.
So it will be over by Easter…
Continues to improve… Or as they said in the Middle Ages: I’m not dead yet!
Spokesman James Slack
That’s … just … perfect.
Ouch.
COVID? Or BoJo…
He’s not on a ventilator. They’re probably working like crazy to keep him off of one. Sedation. Oxygen. Flipping him around to keep fluid from settling in any part of his lungs.
They are definitely not giving him hydrochloroquine and z-pack.
“Continues to improve”
This is good news. This will give the PM a much greater understanding of how the coronavirus affects people, and the critical role the NHS is serving. He will have learned to do better.
It’s good to know he’s improving. Maybe he is taking this opportunity to learn best practices in hair grooming.
18 volt hedge trimmer?
Funny, that. My better half (who puts her hair in a ponytail and takes a shears to it herself)-- gave me my first trim last night. Not too shabby either.
We bought a $20 electric barbers clippers a few weeks ago. With last night’s ‘success’ (and weeks to go before I go back to my office)-- she’s going to give it a whack. 
I am a huge fan of the chainsaw.
Très drôle.
I doubt it. His health may improve, but the person is unlikely to get any better.
I am afraid it will go the other way. We will all start looking like Boris Johnson if the barber stores are staying closed for a few more weeks.
I am definitely noticing a clear deterioration in hair styles on my daily Zoom meetings. And that doesn’t even include the people who switch off their camera - they probably have a good reason.
As long as we don’t start looking like Donnie…
I liked it better when they talked about the “stable johnson”.
