Turns Out The White House Was Behind Ross’ NOAA Threats After All

marymaryquitecontrary · September 11, 2019, 12:55pm

I think he’s going to self-impeach.

steviedee111 · September 11, 2019, 12:55pm

fess · September 11, 2019, 12:56pm

Quelle suprise!

sniffit · September 11, 2019, 12:58pm

“Turns Out The White House Was Behind Ross’ NOAA Threats After All”

katscherger · September 11, 2019, 12:59pm

Wow. Has anyone ever seen a category 5 shit storm before? I’m not sure I’ve ever even heard of one. s/

erik_t · September 11, 2019, 1:00pm

Although Sleepy Ross would have liked the idea of political threats, if anybody had woken him up to tell him about them.

katscherger · September 11, 2019, 1:00pm

Well, he’s already orange, so it’s appropriate.

steviedee111 · September 11, 2019, 1:02pm

The Superdome in New Orleans a week after Katrina comes damn close.*

*Honorable Mention: The Tet Offensive.

dont · September 11, 2019, 1:03pm

Could this be a Bolton leak?
Payback’s a bitch.

inversion · September 11, 2019, 1:04pm

After news broke that Commerce Department Inspector General Peggy Gustafson was looking into the unsigned statement, Senate Democrats wrote her to specifically ask that she see if White House officials were directly involved.

This will be interesting…

jonney_5 · September 11, 2019, 1:04pm

In other news…

“Turns out water is Wet”

irasdad · September 11, 2019, 1:06pm

I just want to clarify that I am shocked.

I will not be taking questions at this time.

(Members of the media can contact my office for press availability later in the day.)

rocklaverve · September 11, 2019, 1:07pm

marymaryquitecontrary · September 11, 2019, 1:07pm

I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. (and a rooster crows in the distance)

old_curmudgeon · September 11, 2019, 1:10pm

OMG. You mean the White House LIED?

ldcolton · September 11, 2019, 1:10pm

At some point it’s going to come out that Trump considered dropping a nuke on Alabama so he could a.) claim the damage was done by Dorian so he could be right, and b.) so he could get the chance to nuke something because he is obsessed with the idea of it.

It’s going to happen.

sfaw · September 11, 2019, 1:10pm

That’s something like the fifth time you’ve said that in the last two years.

dommyluc · September 11, 2019, 1:11pm

Yeah, I figured it was Mulvaney pulling his lips off of Trump’s ass cheeks long enough to do his bidding. Wouldn’t want Big Daddy to look like an idiot by being wrong, for heaven’s sake!

He and Wilbur “The Fossil” Ross need to have their asses kicked, politically and literally.

morrigan_2575 · September 11, 2019, 1:13pm

No Way?! You could have ever seen this coming?

sfaw · September 11, 2019, 1:13pm

“Right church, wrong pew”

He’d be more than happy to nuke California or New York, but 'Bama are his kind of cult-worshippers