Tuberville Finally Ends Abortion Tantrum, Drops Blockade On Most High-Ranking Nominations

Well, Coach, about fucking time. If the House can throw Santos out for being a dishonest little weasel, the Senate should be able to get you out because you’re irresponsible, dangerous, and dumb as a small box of rocks!

I am trying to remember who we at TPM dumped on regularly as the dumbest Rep or Senator before Tuberville showed up. I am thinking this person was from Texas but I cannot find him on google and my brain is not helping

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Gohmert? A likely candidate.

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THANK YOU!!!
Louie Gohmert is the name.
Well done!

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Tuberville…a name crying out for being kidded. Potato town?, Tuber village? Spud city?

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Remember Louie Gohmert?

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He was a trailblazer.

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Since you asked…

I see… a home town boi. His family settled the place I expect

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A truly ignorant and stupid excuse for a human being elected to represent the worst of the worst.

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The moron is still holding up promotions for four star generals. You know, the ones who head CentCom, Cyber Command, and the orange turd’s dear Space Force.

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Louie was a congress critter.

This is bad of me, but I hope that he gets some aggressive type of cancer and that medical personnel refuse to treat it for “religious reasons.”

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He will probably start fading from the news soon, so it is a little late, but I have a nickname for Tommy Tuberville! Tommy Uber-Ears… :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

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ALABAMA and North FLORIDA[where tommy the tuber lives] could not exist without the US MILITARY and the CORPS of ENGINEERS… I would say some home-boys schooled this fool on the realiities…he saw the ‘light’.

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Can we just say that electing former “coaches” is probably a stupid idea? The ones I have encountered were never any kind of geniuses. All driven by one thing….win by whatever means it takes.
Not the attitude that is needed in Congress.

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Goehmert, the “don’t disparage my asparagus!!” guy.

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all these men know is football, a game,in which ‘coach’ has total control over the players…‘buckle up, tommy’ the real world is closing in.

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So now, Tommy Tuber should be expelled from the Senate and indicted for endangering our National Defense!

There must be consequences for Tuberville’s childish and criminal behavior.

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Roman Hruska would like a word.

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