Trumpy Colorado County Clerk Launches Bid For State’s Top Elections Official

Peters told Bannon that she is running to “restore trust” and “put an end to government overreach in our election process.”

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Like Graham, he’ll change his tune in '23. Unless Demmings presses him, Rubio is to Trump what Linus is to blue blankets.

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She may well be unbalanced, mentally :face_with_monocle:

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C’mon Colorado. Shove this Pillow Guy backed cheating Humper to the curb.

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Just because she was trying to kick the socialist liberal cops who were arresting her for that thing? Maybe we need more cop-kickers to really stir things up, bring some change.

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Is it too late for dessert?

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Not altitude, more likely huffing oil shale effluvia (Grand Junction and the nearby instatown of Parachute was the epicenter of an Exxon project that closed in the 80’s but has since been revived at least experimentally).

That and just being normal white-wing crypto-fascist batshit; west-slope Colorado has some pockets of deplorables that Mississippi would be right proud to own.

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I’m a long time subscriber, but I’m getting really fed up with your headlines like “Trumpy Colorado Clerk…”. I could read the Daily Beast or the NY Post if I was attracted to those kinds of headlines. Your content is great, but the headlines lately really suck.

Where Republicans are headed… Talk about the fox guarding the hen house.

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Nothing…for these assholes it’s a figure of speech…a turrets syndrome manifestation that rolls off the tongue for them…

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Colorados vote by mail election process has worked seamlessly for over a decade.

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Can she conduct her official duties from a prison cell?do we allow felons to be Secretary of State now…?

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She’ll be playing the victim card about the arrest right out of the gate.

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Rubio…near the pinnacle of spineless figurehead republicans…completely without substance…

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She sounds like the right person for the job…of dogcatcher, maybe.

When she was last seen giving unauthorized people access to voting equipment and all of her derring-do to save the Republic from The Infidels of the Hoary Nether Region…it was Donald J Chump in office along with Republicans holding most of the levers of power.

So if she couldn’t trust the Chump regime, and Biden needs standing up to…who are we…what?

Anyways, standard RW fantasist double-down.

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This is funny. His fellow state Rs, whom he is at war with for not being Trumpy enough, have nicknames for him like
Absentini
and
#teeniweenisabatini

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Where have all the Brians gone?

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This campaign represents one of those times when I would like to send a check in the amount of a negative number.

a Colorado judge barred Peters from overseeing her county’s elections. The judge found that Peters neglected her duties

The same should go for her paychecks henceforth on the county’s dime.

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