Trump's Revealing New Take On Texas

Originally published at: Trump’s Revealing New Take On Texas

During Stephen Colbert’s interview with state Rep. James Talarico (D) — which was released on YouTube after CBS, according to Colbert, would not allow The Late Show to air it live over concerns the Trump administration’s Federal Communication Commission might come after the show — Talarico made it clear why he thought the Trump administration…

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Based on a feeling? You mean his feelings would be hurt if he didn’t join Israel and take all the credit?

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“which would of course pose a risk to Americans in the region and even Americans one day here at home,” she said.”

One day ? Is that different from some day ? And when pray tell do you think that day might come ?

In the meantime Zorro is keeping his eyes on the skies for them pesky Iranians !

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IS HE DEAD YET?!?? :roll_eyes:

(this is my complete sentence)

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Yes, his feelings, like he’s the fucking godhead.
W should never have been allowed to get away with that shit about ‘his gut,’ particularly after, President George W. Bush famously looked into Russian President Vladimir Putin’s eyes, stating he found him “straightforward and trustworthy” and got “a sense of his soul”. (Google machine response to prompt george bush looked in putin’s eyes )
Now, we’ve got a corrupt Prez’nent who’s made his subjective experience into a casus belli.

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I’ve never seen a camel pass through the eye of a needle, but I have faith Paxton will drop out and endorse Cornyn if he doesn’t get Trump’s support.

(Maybe if there’s a massive heap of lucre involved.)

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a contempt hearing related to Immigration and Customs Enforcement not returning personal property of detainees.

Government kidnapping and theft.

Next Episode: The Trump government teaches agents that terrorists have measurements of 36-24-36.

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I don’t think Paxton will drop out. I’m from Austin and can guarantee that he is as stupid as he is corrupt. But more importantly it’s a long time till that run off in May and tRump’s blessings may lose value by then. There’s the drip drip drip of the Epstein Files and now the impending fiasco in Iran. Plus who knows what further idiocy between now and then. Either way I’m thinking Talarico has a real chance of winning

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Maybe we should give Paxton some suggestions on what he should do with the rest of his life if/when Cornyn remains the candidate?
So what would be a suitable job for Ken P? Is he too old to become one of Noem’s Ice Enforcers? Have Bondi offer him a job at the DOJ?

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Feelings, nothing more than feelings

Will not post video. No one deserves that ear worm again.

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Two weeks.

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I hear there’s an opening for the role of Noem’s dog.

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I’m betting that the old dog Paxton could still run rings around Corey Lewandowski.

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That one day comes when the Iranians

  1. Develop a deliverable thermonuclear weapon, and
  2. Develop an operational ICBM, and
  3. Take complete leave of their senses and launch the ICBM on the United States.

In other words, shortly after hell freezes over.

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I saw a homeless guy this morning buying a cup of coffee in a convenience store. He picked up a paper and looked over the headlines, sighed and put it back down. The clerk said, “Every day you buy a cup of coffee and look over the paper, but you never buy one. What are you looking for?”

The guy replied, “I’m checking the obituaries.”

“You’d have to buy a paper to check the obits. They are always on the inside of the paper,” said the clerk.

“The one I’m looking for will be on the front page,” replied the guy.

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Dear AG Paxton. Please go fuck yourself.

Thank you,

The citizens and denizens of the Lone Star State.

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The thing is with someone like Paxton I think he needs to be watched. Not invasively, but I don’t trust him being out and about without supervision. I don’t want the public’s memory to forget what he is and what he has done.

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:folded_hands:

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Oh, Paxton is a total POS. That’s not in question at all–in any world where justice is served he’d be former AG Paxton, convicted and serving a long sentence in Club Fed on securities violations.

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