The President announced yesterday that the European travel ban implemented at midnight Friday would soon be expanded to the include the United Kingdom and Ireland.
After ordering the barn door shut two days ago, the Farmer today also ordered that the back door to the barn be shut as well.
Critics and some Democrats noted that the horse left the barn six weeks ago.
He’s like a drunken passenger vomiting all over the back of the cab while he berates the driver and keeps radically changing destinations, all while screaming, “Do you know who I am???”
So we can assume that he’s found some way to subsidize his golf clubs. They’ll quarantine all Americans and US Residents at them until they are “safe” to return home. Of course, the government will pay for the rooms and food–at a “discounted” rate.
I…I am speechless once more…
He must have secured “economic considerations” for certain hotel owners.
Fun Fact: His golf courses in Turnberry and near Aberdeen have yet to turn a profit.
@docd beat me to it.
And Putin smiles, once again, as his Dotardian Candidate plot continues to unfold as planned…
I do enjoy the various conversations here. Thanks all.
A Giant Pink Bear singing ‘Baby Got Back’?
Well the “Trump resorts” cut out is gone. If people want to be infected they will have to go to Mar-a-lago.
And BTB, Boris Johnson with his crazy “get everyone sick, we are going for herd immunity” plan may end up having an even worse response to Covid-19, outdoing even our own Pathogen Don.
He does like banning things.
Boris and Trump have exactly the same plan, Boris is just being honest about it.
That’s why the CDC hasn’t kept guidance on how to actually avoid catching it up to date, rather just sticking with the handwashing advice
Don’t bother. Soon other countries will add the US to their ban lists.
Asked about the Reuters report, Trump said “We’re looking at it very seriously, yeah, because they’ve had a little bit of activity, unfortunately, so we’re going to be looking at that– We actually already have looked at it, and that is going to be announced.”
What fucking time/space continuum is Trump working in?
And you just know he doesn’t rehearse even if he does have a SAG card.
Does anyone remember any press event during the Obama administration where the price of admission for speakers was to begin by saying something nice about the president?
I thought so.
CNN:
Google will not be publishing a national-scale website for coronavirus testing anytime soon, contrary to claims made by President Trump during a Friday news conference.
I know, everyone is shocked.
I sense a pattern, when Trump answers questions, sort of like conjugating a verb.
“…the Prime Minister announced that his government was moving to the “delay” phase of its plan to tackle the outbreak, and warned Britons that they were facing their "worst public health crisis for a generation” and should be prepared “to lose loved ones before their time.”
That is Boris Johnson, UK PM and the British Trump!
It is really very illogical and irresponsible of Trump to exclude UK in the European travel ban.
= #TrumpIsTheWORSTPresidentEVER
The farmer retorted that the barn doors were BEAUTIFUL AND PERFECT and then blamed the previous barn owner for the loss of the horses, and then ordered all Mexicans to be caged.