Trump Warps Space-Time Continuum, Insisting He’s Been Stuck At WH For ‘Many Months’ | Talking Points Memo

President Donald Trump wants you to know that he’s been cooped up in the White House for months — months! — hard at work as our commander in chief.


This is a companion discussion topic for the original entry at https://talkingpointsmemo.com/?p=1306113
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Was it USS Comfort, USS Pleasure, USS Paradise or USS Golden Showers?

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Did I run for President in order to satiate my gigantic ego and promote my brand? Did I? Anyone remember?

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“I work and I slave and what thanks do I get?” I’m leaving and I’m taking the bedbugs with me!!”

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unable to account for lost time…check.

Signs of dementia and mental decline with addiction in full bloom.

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For shite’s sake, he can’t even tell the truth about his schedule…not that he actually remembers wtf he’s been up to.

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Dirty liars reporters should have their “Noble” prizes rescinded

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-media-fox-tweets-nobles_n_5ea60a7dc5b6a30004e3f847.

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If being in the WH is such an awful experience you could easily resign, or refuse to run for a second term. A considerable majority of Americans would cheer you.

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To be fair, he hasn’t played golf since March 7 & 8 at Trump International in West Palm Beach 50 days ago — nearly five Scaramuccis!

And to think that $45,000-worth of leased golf carts are sitting idle at Trump National Golf Club at Lowes Island in Potomac Falls, Virginia. That alone must drive him crazy; he hates to waste taxpayer money.

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Short-term memory going first. Sound familiar to anyone?

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Good stuff for Biden ads.

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Either Drumpf’s being grotesquely disingenuous or he’s confusing his experience of time as external reality.
A shameless manipulative liar or mentally ill.
Neither should be presidenting.

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‘I dunno, DID I?’ wink wink ‘FOX back me up!’

All of the above and tons of grift and self-dealing. (IMO think he really ran to start his own media network and get publicity and whine and complain and winning the election was a black swan event. )

Then again, hasn’t time stood still for all of us during the closing of normal life?

OT - Nancy Pelosi endorsement of Joe Biden – excellent, eloquent, and proper adult English and not adolescent jibberish. Refreshing, informative and – somehow makes me hope for a future once pathetic-donald and crew can be cleared away. Fingers crossed.

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“President BoneSpurs, please report to the libido deck immediately!”

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Maybe he watched Avengers: Endgame last night and thinks he time-traveled back to 2014.

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Like I’ve said before: I wish a reporter would ask him “Mr. President, can you tell us what you had for breakfast this morning?”

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busy this AM, poor winy baby


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Why should the people and taxpayers of America be bailing out poorly run states (like Illinois, as example) and cities, in all cases Democrat run and managed, when most of the other states are not looking for bailout help? I am open to discussing anything, but just asking?




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FAKE NEWS, THE ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE!




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There has never been, in the history of our Country, a more vicious or hostile Lamestream Media than there is right now, even in the midst of a National Emergency, the Invisible Enemy!

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So busy that he just had to cancel the 5 PM presser.

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he ran away

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