Or anybody else:
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My theory is that the man was right behind the President, and was overwhelmed by a plume of noxious gas, aerosol spray, ketchup, and microbes caused by a diaper breach.
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One jury no billed the felony; a second acquitted on the misdemeanor. This is what trying to govern without consent looks like.
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The reason why I kind of disagree with your post about Trump realizing his mortality is what he is doing to the White House.
I mean Trump did not destroy half the White House and spend more than a few hundred million dollars to build a ballroom that will not be completed for at least a few more years for the next guy.
Everything Trump does is for Trump and building a ballroom that will likely not be complete until near the end of his term so that not he but someone else can enjoy it is not in Trump’s DNA.
It kind of reminds me of a joke about lawyers and vampires where Trump replaces lawyers.
What have Trump and vampires have in common, they want to suck the blood out of everyone and everything.
What is the difference between Trump and vampires, when a vampire looks in the mirror it cannot see its own reflection whereas when Trump looks at anything all he can ever see is his own reflection.
Or to put another way, I don’t think Trump has any sense of his own mortality and to the extent he does, Trump knows, or at least believes, he has no soul.
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Yeah this part caught my eye too. So Trump thinks if we can all somehow open the gov’t that wouldn’t mean the that he’d have rehire the laid off workers? Is this about the laid off workers from before the shit down (yeah it was a typo, but I like it)? Are furloughed workers safe? Do we currently have furloughed workers?
Man this is shit show of epic proportions.
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Can’t they still charge him with littering, or perhaps illegally feeding wildlife?
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Thune and some of his Republican colleagues may have the moral strength to give their word and keep it, but then we have to deal with the Tubervilles, RoJos, Blackmans, and a handful of similar Senate goofies, as well as the Republicans of the Crazy Caucus in the House. Finally, there’s the guy with veto power who thinks he lives on the Planet Lovetron. What a mess, trying to practice governance in this nut house.
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Personally, I think
- the destruction of the East Wing,
- the Jefferson Colonnade,
- Jaqueline Kennedy’s Garden,
- cutting down of centuries old trees planted by former presidents,
- combined with his paving both of Jackie’s Rose Gardens (already wrecked twice by Melania)
- and the two humongous flagpoles which prevent helicopter access
- (Oh, and let’s also remember) the whorehouse gilding of the Oval Office and
- the absurdity of Lincoln’s former bathroom renovation)
is because Trump wants to destroy things, to befoul them, to irreversibly ruin what others have cherished. And when his “Biggest Balls” ballroom is completed – if it ever is – it fills the bill for ugliness and desecration. Which Trump would want as a permanent Eff You! to future generations.
And he gets to roll in it until he kicks off.
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Imagine accepting a promise from Donald Trump, about anything. He breaks his promises and burns people constantly, he’s a psycopath, incapable of a good-faith negotiation.
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Kinda of going with diabetic, low blood sugar or stroke.
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At least on a subconscious level. Nothing should be remembered but him and what he has done.
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a tension we should expect to see
Remember, Trump is a Democrat at heart. His membership in the Republican Party is a marriage of convenience.
What’s it to Trump if Democrats sponsor crowd-pleasing legislation?
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He went to get a fire extinguisher.
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Isn’t the leader supposed to stand in front? ; - )
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“diaper breach.” Still laughing.
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I agree - Trump is doing this only for himself and his glorification, BUT he is an “effing moron” as per Rex Tillerson, and he has a completely unrealistic expectation on when said ballroom will actually be completed. (This is WDC and the Federal Govt. after all). The spot where the East Wing stood will STILL be a field of dirt when Trump walks out (or is carried out) of the WH for the last time.
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There’s whorehouse decor, and then there’s TEMU cheap. I’m still trying to figure out which source is tackier.
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Hey, anyone know the over/under on how many mini-strokes Trumpo suffered during his rambling, disjointed, gibberish-filled remarks earlier? I hear it was 2.5. Take the over.
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