President Trump is feeling called to a higher purpose.
In a series of tweets on Wednesday morning, Trump blasted out a quote from a well-documented conspiracy theorist who claimed Israeli Jews see Trump as the “King of Israel” and equated the President to a messianic figure, or “the second coming of God.”
Mueller’s Russia probe was rooted in “penis envy” because “Mueller’s is smaller than Trump’s.”
Jez everybody know that’s not true…PROOF
And when asked?
Oh course we’ve reached the part of our program where the inept, incompetent, NPD actor acting as President now has a Messiah complex.
Oh. My. Dog.
The crazy burns bright in this one.
ETA. Outside of that he seems nice.
Wondering just how bizarre Trump would have to get before Congress invokes the 25th Amendment.
I know we’re nowhere near it, but his behavior this week does raise the question. Clearly he’s not emotionally fit for any job.
"equated the President to a messianic figure, or “the second coming of God.”
Seems legit. Looking around at the world a good case can be made they’re both effing assholes.
“The Second Coming of God”
Of course, he didn’t tell anyone that the god was Zuul.
So who is the gatekeeper and who is the key master?
There is only one option then…I’ll get the crown of thorns put together, you guys get the whip and nails ready. Home Depot has a sale on lumber right now.
I ask you, would God pout about not being able to buy Greenland? Of course, it belongs to God anyway, so what’s the point in buying it?
It’s not gonna happen.
Someone misspelled Satan.
Wait a minute. Do Jews now believe in the first coming of God aka Jesus as the son of God? I am confused.
I’ll bring the pneumatic nail gun if you’ll bring the wieners and the marshmallows for the post-crucifixion campfire. I love singing “Kumbaya” after a nice nailing!
Holy jebus. Can anyone remember when this wasn’t normal?
Remarkably similar to my next sentence, which you deleted.
Perhaps I’m wrong, but to assert the penis envy angle, is Trump’s pal suggesting he’s “observed” both of them?! What we know for sure…he’s certainly spent abundant time worshipping the “Kings” backside. How do these loons attract followers…and a presidents validation?!?
I not only have a hard time remembering when this wasn’t normal, I have a hard time remembering when this wasn’t daily.
Actually the reveal that God is a completely tasteless bouffant-coiffed illiterate moron from Queens would explain a lot about the world and particularly large swaths of the United States.
Sort of like discovering that all of human history was distorted into the hideous form that it took because Tralfamadorians were using it to send updates to a stranded robot messenger on Titan.
