“He’s been a great crime fighter. He looks for corruption wherever he goes.”
Swoon!
“He was the greatest mayor in the history of New York and he’s been one of the greatest crime fighters and corruption fighters,” Trump said. “Rudy Giuliani is a good man.”
“I don’t think so, because I think Rudy is a great gentleman,” Trump told reporters. “He’s been a great crime fighter. He looks for corruption wherever he goes.”
Trump continued, arguing that “everybody understands Ukraine has big problems in that regard” and reiterating that Giuliani is a “fine man.”
“He was the greatest mayor in the history of New York and he’s been one of the greatest crime fighters and corruption fighters,” Trump said. “Rudy Giuliani is a good man.”
" He looks for corruption wherever he goes.” is such a classic straight line that there should be an internet competition for the best punch line to go with it. But maybe it’s a straight line/punch line combo with no additional comment needed…
“I don’t think so, because I think Rudy is a great gentleman,” Trump told reporters.
Gentleman…Rudy? Seriously? Has Trump even seen any of Rudy’s deranged rantings on the television? I’m certain he’s aware of Rudy rubbing elbows with mafiosos, as it was probably done at his request. How is Rudy a gentleman? Did he once take his hat off indoors without being asked?