When building a giant wall to keep immigrants out, why stop at the U.S.-Mexico border?
President Donald Trump was speaking at an energy conference in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, when he began spouting off about his border wall in New Mexico.
Well, Colorado has been wanting a warm water port for many years. I think this is simply the logical conclusion of their thought process.
Also, I’ve lived in Colorado and the red around Colorado Springs is so deep it emits radio frequencies instead of visible light. I wonder if they feel like Austinites in Texas?
Me? I’d build that wall around Colorado Springs and do a search and pat down before I let them into the rest of the state.
Ah fork,
Now he’s going to try to get a wall built in Colorado just so he won’t be “wrong.”
Which means the entire government will now be in full support of this wall.
And again he says “We’re building a beautiful wall, a big one that really works that you can’t get over, you can’t get under.”
The record for scaling the wall is currently held by a young woman, a veteran rock climber, who was over it in 15 seconds flat.
Lotsa bad hombres in Pueblo. And don’t get me started about what really goes on in Grand Junction…
So, he didn’t really mean Colorado. California? Has the same number of syllables.
He’s 
Hey, Donnie.
I got a Royal Gorge bridge to sell you.
It has “Royal” and “Gorge” so it’s a perfect fit for you…
Maybe he’ll build a wall around every state, you know, just to be sure.
Sure. It’s not his money.
TPM… Might wanna re-check that analogy…
If he builds it to protect us from Wyoming, Nebraska and Kansas I’m good with the idea.
It’s a retreat or a surrender. Just lop off a 1/4 of California, a small piece of Nevada, say bye-bye to OK and TX, and then the rest would follow the Mason-Dixson line, sort of. Solves the problem of secession for the South which would turn into Northern Mexico. Then the undocumented workers in the chicken/meat processing plants would have legal status. Cut transportation costs in the new NAFTA. Should be a win/win.
He seems a bit low energy and confused and a mess. Seriously, building a wall in Colorado? You get wall, you get a wall, walls for everyone except Kansas. 
Darn east coast elitists not knowing 'bout real 'Merica…
“And we’re building a wall in Texas,” Trump continued, as though he hadn’t just bragged about building a border wall in a landlocked state.
The flub seemed to go unnoticed by members of the audience, some of whom even stood up and cheered immediately after Trump mentioned Colorado.
That is just fucking hilarious. Their secret reality alteration field projector must have just passed final testing.
They have won the victory over themselves. They love Big Brother.
LOL…If you cannot make Mexico pay for Texas/Mexico border wall, then just take away the word New in New Mexico and VIOLA, wall in Mexico & Colorado???
He could build it at the four corners to islolate Colorado from New Mexico, Utah, and Wyoming* and score a fourfer.
And you know he will unless the New Mexicans deliver dirt on Biden. Albequerque there’s something we need you to do…
