TULSA, Okla. (AP) — President Donald Trump said Saturday he’s asked his administration to slow down coronavirus testing because robust testing turns up too many cases of COVID-19.
The best kind. No better idiot in the universe. He was the first idiot, you know. Tallest idiot, too.
Other people claim to be the first, claim to be the tallest, but he got the trademark. He’s suing everyone else we call an idiot. Some people call him a “fucking moron.” They don’t know. But he hasn’t trademarked “moron” yet, so he can’t make any money off of it. He’s a legacy. His Dad was an idiot. His sons are idiots. Very proud tradition. Very proud. Best idiotic tradition EVER! He’s an idiot who became president. How many idiots became president, huh?
OT but I think we should take the DeAnna Lorraine standard—“BEST.PRESIDENT.EVER” for drinking a glass of water—and use if for ourselves, in other contexts.
For example, as a Father’s Day Celebration: Today I remembered my daughter’s name and actually looked up when she walked into the house. BEST.FATHER.EVER!
The number of new cases has spiked in the last two days and I don’t think that is entirely due to increased testing but to a real increase in cases due to some states opening up. The gold standard for this pandemic is the number of hospitalizations for COVID-19 and that is still slowly increasing. We will probably see a significant increase in those numbers due to opening up and having political rallies.
In a related development, Trump has announced his plan for reducing speeding in school zones. He plans to prohibit the police from patrolling in school zones. Problem solved.