Oh if the shoe were on the other foot and he had to listen to someone like himself he’d utterly dismiss the person, just cut them off. No doubt about it.
It’s Borowitz 
…but you just know Bannon wants to do it!
I doubt you’ve forgotten but he’s mentally ill. He’d tell you he’s awesome until he physically collapsed, and when he came to he’d start up again.
Apparently one of the only people around Trump who hears that waterfall is Junior.
“I keep trying to hold Melaria’s hand. If I let go, she shops.”
It’s time for Trump’s Festivus “airing of grievances.”
I guess Kelly clued him in. Or maybe one of his lawyers.
I’m glad I’m not a Republican. What an embarrassment.
fear
Yeah it reeks of fear.
Exactly. He has a patented method for running away from calamitous ruin, but winning the tabloid and NDA wars while he floods the cycles with his twisted reality that he actually “won”.
Man I saw some video just now, he went REALLY dark orange it looks like. He must really look like hell without makeup.
Well, to be fair, the one topic is going to be HIM, a subject he’s shown an interest in to the exclusion of literally anything else.
But right now, he’s not even able to remember anything his ‘’‘campaign’’’’ has for him on oppo research - it just sounds like harangues about stuff he’s seen on Fox or appeared on his Twitter feed. What’s going to happen when he steps up on Day 4 and can’t recall the last thing he heard on Hannity? We may see some epic deranged babble that approaches Charles Manson levels.
I’m guessing that the tone is not gonna change.
I have fingers crossed on both hands for that.
The GOP strategists are scared to death of this cycle, because unlike last cycle, there’s no certainty that splitting up and going into opposite directions will save them again.
Like Matt said, they had a chance to replace him, but got scared of their own fortunes.
Now they’re staring at a determined electorate, several guerilla fronts nipping at their rear and a virus that’s always reminding them about important dates (September 30th and November 3rd).
Given his age, I’d consider that an acceptable plea bargain.
TRump supporters are all responding to the exact same codes and triggers that TRump does, so no matter how incoherent or ignorant he might sound to us, for them he is “reading their minds”. It is all garbled FOX News talking points, racist grievance and anger at “elites”, which encompasses everyone from atheists to left-handed lesbians. He is their hate whisperer, and they will never stop loving him.
“Well, it’s just gone 8 o’clock and time for the orange menace on your television set to explode.”
I think I can guarantee that Joe Biden will not try to claim credit for any of Trump’s accomplishments.