Trump’s Personal Valet Tests Positive For COVID-19

The White House confirmed on Thursday that a White House staffer has tested positive for COVID-19.


This is a companion discussion topic for the original entry at https://talkingpointsmemo.com/?p=1307886

The no-mask rule is working out well, I guess.

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What, me worry?

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Is this the valet who parks his car or the one who tightens the laces on his corset and ties his shoes for him?

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Self-quarantine indicated. 2 weeks in a cage should do the trick.

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This is concerning news. The nation has never faced a prospect like this, no matter your personal feelings toward the individual.

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No virus can live in Trump. The host needs to be alive.

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Have a safe ride Mr. President.

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if this person had actual contact with Trump in the few days before the test, there is a good chance he infected Trump.

and of course Trump and his family living in the WH should all quarantine. This promises to be a lot of fun.

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From the you can’t make it up file.

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Yes. In the modern sense.

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I’ve never wished death on another human being. The question for me is this:

Is Cockwomble a sentient Homo Sapiens?
:thinking::face_with_raised_eyebrow::lizard:

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Ummmm… :roll_eyes::roll_eyes::roll_eyes::roll_eyes::roll_eyes::roll_eyes::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

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He’s a morbidly obese, slovenly-dressed man who slathers his face with women’s skin toner and wears a dead orangutan on his bald-ass scalp. But sure, a mask would definitely be undignified.

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Drink up

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ahem…let us now bow our heads and pray

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As long as Jared is ok we are fine.

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Tested Wednesday, was symptomatic. Personal valet, so very close to the President. Means he was definitely spreading on Tuesday, and likely on Monday.

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I’m always interested in seeing new things. Personally, I’m hoping that Stephen King is willing to be the IMPOTUS’ biographer.

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