President Donald Trump insisted on Tuesday that 2020 Democratic candidate Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) did not, in fact, have 20,000 people attending her rally in New York City Monday night – and that even if she did, it’s not a big deal.
Hey, Fat Stuff, I’d like to see you get 20,000 supporters in NYC. You could easily get many more than 20,000 protestors there. They hate you, did you know that?
“Number one, she didn’t have 20,000 people,” Trump told reporters, per the pool report. “And number two, I think anybody would get a good crowd there.”
But this is without any help from the Russian judges!
…claimed he gets crowds “in areas that nobody’s ever seen crowds before.”
“In fact, no one in these areas knew what a crowd was before I came and created one for them. Obama never did that. No President has ever done that. Don’t forget that I am the one who made crowds for you, my deprived residents of desolate places. You have so much to thank me for.”
Afterwards, she took individual photos (<cough>notaselfie<cough>) with supporters for four hours afterwards. I doubt Mango Mussolini can stand up for four straight hours…
Good! He already feels threatened by her. I foresee Pocahontas beating the stuffing out of one Donald J. Trump next year. If that happens it might very well be the greatest example of poetic justice I’ve seen in my lifetime.