Oh, that wasn’t snark. 60 years on from the assassination and there are still classified documents about JFK.
After 50 years, the only remaining reasons to keep something classified are nuclear secrets (highly unlikely), protect a source (who the fuck involved is still alive), or matters of national security.
Literally just the three. What in the hell are they sitting on that can still be relevant today as a matter of national security.
Doesn’t mean that the CIA killed him or any of the crazy things, but could mean the KGB did, for example.
Whatever it is, the government is covering up something juicy.
And same thing on UFOs. Probably really is just some really cool super-duper-top-secret DARPA projects and toys, but it ain’t lens flares and people making shit up out of nothing.