Trump Rails Against Conservative Establishment In Desperate Ploy For Relevancy | Talking Points Memo

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Unpossible. You have to pay in advance.

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ā€œYou donā€™t understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, letā€™s face it. It was you, Charley.ā€

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Town criers?

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Yes, he is. The lawsuit will reach resolution in about july, 2028.

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Trump shows off the bat he struck out with after 61 foul balls.

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My first newspaper job, they employed retired schoolteachers and librarians to give the paste-ups final read just before it went to type. Good system.

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Yup, and thereā€™s apparently a recording that was leaked this morning of Donnieā€™s lament. Hereā€™s the relevant quote: ā€œI coulda had class, I contenda been a contenda, I coulda been somebody - instead of a bum, which is what I am - if only those RINOs had not thrown the fightā€¦ :cry:ā€

ETA: DANGNABBIT - @lastroth beat me to it! I was so close, I coulda had class! :cry:

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Another job calling for roger stone.

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Palm Beach should have gotten in writing, and notarized. It was just something Trumpā€™s lawyer said at a meeting. It appears to have just been a sales pitch or happy talk.

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If the WSJ and other RINOs want to really strike back, they can respond with something along the lines of ā€œas the former real estate mogul continues to make increasingly absurd and desperate attempts to remain relevant, more and more people are saying that he has become the laughing stock of most of the country, if not the world.ā€
They might throw in something about the way people around him are saying that he is physically as well as mentally weak. Lots and lots of people are saying it.

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Greatest movie damn near ever ā€¦

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haha, dā€™oh i need one too apparently

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Meanwhile as TPM throws Trump clickbait at us, and we all swallow it whole, Manchin is throwing another monkey wrench in the works.

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Are carrier rats a thing?

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Shush. Youā€™re supposed to insist it was clever wordplay.

I had assumed soā€¦

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ā€œWhat do drums say?ā€

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Trump who?

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Trump is about fifty Brandos away from realizing heā€™s been used and used hard, never to contend again because he took the low road.

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Thatā€™s very good.

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