President Donald Trump announced on Saturday morning a “big press conference today in Philadelphia” to be held by his legal team later in the day, which is likely to be another sideshow in his quest to invalidate the votes that will cost him the crucial swing state. Pretty predictable (yet no less alarming) stuff at this point.
Just as Josh Kovensky predicted–he’s “beclowning” himself.
Waiting to see if Rudy Giuliani shows up, with his fly undone.
Words fail me.
No they don’t! The appropriate words are “Holy Fucking Shit!”
And the Tweet by Kathy Griffin was gold, I tells ya.
Nah. His fly will be zipped but his hand will still be down his pants.
Four Seasons Total Landscaping must be the company that is going to design the grounds around the Donald J Trump Presidential Liebury.
A clown show all the way to the end. Rudy better be there!
The Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman road show?
(I have not verified this)
He’s apparently actually at his golf course in Virginia.
In other news, tangentially related to landscaping, I’m betting Donnie is green with envy:
Ivory Coast opposition leader arrested after disputed election
Pascal Affi N’Guessan charged with creating a rival government after President Alassane Ouattara won third term
( https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/nov/07/ivory-coast-opposition-leader-arrested-after-disputed-election
BINGO!! It was a long shot but I had “press conference at a landscaping company” on my bingo card! I win!
Well, TPM verifies it.
ZOË RICHARDS
11:04 a.m.
Where will President Trump be if we get an overall race call in the next several hours?
According to a pool report, he arrived at his golf club in Sterling, Virginia, just before 11 a.m., while ballots continue to be counted in Pennsylvania in a nail-biting approach to what could seal the President’s single-term fate.
You would think (well, normal, sane people like us at TPM would think, anyway) that, with everything turning to shit at the White House and the Masque of the Orange Trump Virus infecting all of them and all else that is crumbling so that the Oval Office is starting to resemble Adolf’s Bunker, that just ONE person would run up to Fat Ass and finally scream in his burnt umber face, “Are you out of your motherfucking mind?!!!” I mean, to paraphrase Trump’s remark about black people, “What have they got to lose?”
Leaf bloviating
2016 was the tragedy, 2020 the farce.
Hope that caddy has Obamacare. LOL!
To be fair, some random landscaper is probably a better lawyer than ghoulsie or bondi or eric the trumpling.
Trump is golfing. Shades of Gen. James Mattoon Scott telling his driver to take him home.
I’d bust out laughing if nobody showed.
