Four days after his July 4 bash, President Donald Trump said on Monday that he plans to host another one next year.
This is a companion discussion topic for the original entry at https://talkingpointsmemo.com/?p=1233956
This is a companion discussion topic for the original entry at https://talkingpointsmemo.com/?p=1233956
That’s how it works. You start out small, and then keep pushing boundaries. After a few years there will be goose-stepping and salutes to the Great Leader. Or at least, such is the plan.
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They shouldn’t give him the permit until all of his past due bills are paid. And if this happens next year I hope the NPS and D.C. tell him where he can hold it.
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Its nice to know that we can spend millions of dollars of our so-called “president’s” vanity games while thousands of refugee men, women, and children are being held in cages, denied safe and sanitary conditions, denied adequate food and water , and allegedly are being sexually abused by government agents. And all of this is making America great again?
Looks like all Trump is doing is making America into a cesspool.
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I’m hoping for 6 feet under by next year and screw the lying in state.
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Oh, please. The lines would be miles long, just to be sure.
Charge $1 to spit, $5 to piss, $10 for a dump.
We’d have the national debt wiped out.
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Why wait all the way until July?
Why not Labor Day, where he can espouse on how, soon after Melania went into labor, he was raw-dogging a pornstar.
Then Columbus Day (Killing all the brown folk, this one’s easy pickings for his followers).
Veteran’s Day, he can bemoan the fact that the only thing standing between him and the Medal of Honor is his tragic Bone Spurs.
Thanksgiving, he can give a salute to himself, that we all should be thankful for the best thing ever to happen to America, Him.
Christmas, of course, a celebration of the Savior. Much like Trump was born to Save America.
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He’s the boss, so they’ll put it on his tab.
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Donnie’s vision of a patriotic 4th would be to emulate the parades typical of military regimes , complete with tanks, anti-aircraft artillery, and nuclear warheads on flatbeds.
He would likely declare himself the Grand Marshall and want to sit atop one of the warheads, channeling his inner Major T.J. Kong .
Practice makes perfect. Maybe next year he won’t say anything quite as stupid as suggesting that there were airports in 1776.
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Labor Day parades sound vaguely Socialistic. We can’t have that.
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“George Washington’s nuclear deterrent, affectionately nicknamed the “Cherry Bomb”, ultimately forced the British to relinquish their claim on American soil.”
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But General Cornwallis refused to surrender to Washington at the Food Court.
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And when James Madison landed a Man on the Moon, the British felt that throughout their empire and attacked again.
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But a toxic waste dump that would cost millions to clean up (unless it wasn’t really his corpse, then it would be no worse than cleaning up after any of Donnie’s election rallies…)
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FIFY
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Infrastructure spending on reinforcing DC’s streets so that they can support a division of heavy tanks will soon commence.
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Fuck! You got me there, good one!
Bonus points for snarking my snark.