President Donald Trump, who is selling plastic straws emblazoned with his name as part of his reelection merchandise, sees the items as just the tip of the plastic iceberg.
Trump is so mentally challenged would confuse a plastic straw for his catheter.
“So you have a little straw, but what about the plates, the wrappers and everything else that are much bigger and they’re made of the same material? So the straws are interesting, everybody focuses on the straws, but there’s a lot of other things to focus on…It’s an interesting question.”
Curly: “I keep tryin’ to think, but nothin’ happens!”
As Trump sucks, the eastern US burns.
Elsewhere, in Washington DC, a hatewave has descended over the Whitehouse.
Trump has said a fairly bewildering slew of things on the issue, recently telling ITV’s Piers Morgan that climate change “changes both ways.”
Alexander Pope:
A little learning is a dangerous thing;
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring:
There shallow draughts intoxicate the brain,
And drinking largely sobers us again.
NASA (drinking largely, so to speak):
Yes the rubes are that stupid
Liberal paper straws don’t work. STAND WITH PRESIDENT TRUMP and buy your pack of recyclable straws today.
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Sold Out
You think they would buy dump shit???
Good thing he didn’t put this in a tweet. Because I’m sure he would have both capitalized and misspelled the word “straw” and looked even dumber than he normally does.
Mentally challenged and morally bankrupt.
Plastics?
Coo coo ca choo, Mr. Trumpinson…
Golf tees and hats and gew-gaws,
Mugs, hamburder wrappers and straws.
He adds yet more plastic
And tweets things so drastic
They break all of society’s laws.
So the straws are interesting, everybody focuses on the straws, but there’s a lot of other things to focus on.”
Coming soon - plates, plastic cutlery, table covers, cups, etc. for the picture-perfect trump-supporter picnic.
Only if the catheter were supposed to go on the outside…
Perfect fit…
Look at his little tiny hands trying to hold that glass of water…
Give the man a straw for goodness sakes!!
What About The Plates, The Wrappers?
What about the whatabouts?
He’s on second…
Trump channels his inner Louie Gohmert.
Literally, too, since Gohmert lives up Trump’s ass.
That being said, his campaign straws are being merchandized as an alternative because “liberal paper straws don’t work.”
I’m old enough to remember when paper straws were the only kind around, and they worked just fine. Just don’t try to re-use them, but the plastic ones don’t tend to get re-used anyway.
We’ve had russkies, prostitutes, payoffs, coverups, but this really is the final straw.
Hat tip especially for quoting Alexander Pope. He is one of my favorites, and this one is particularly apt.
‘What About The Plates, The Wrappers?!’
What about the children?!
