Billions saved him once and may save him again. At least until the pardon comes through.
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There are even more billions interested in keeping his mouth shut. $10 that he has an accident in prison shortly.
I’d be willing to bet there are a lot of coughers and sneezers in the kitchen at Mar-a-Lago because they don’t get sick time.
Good lord that close up is horrible. Donald is a f’ing freak.
raw-dogging porn stars at pubic events.
Awesome typo
Hey, I gave him credit for doing it on purpose…
that is only because they might pop if he pressed on them to hard.
Not a typo . . . comedy gold!
Now that’s taking one for the team. Eeewww. I think my hands would have fled of their own accord. Props to you; you’re made of stronger stuff than I.
Yeah, he seems fine with having unsafe sex and then returning home to his wife who had JUST GIvEN BIRTH.
But she probably never let him near her again anyway.
Well , JIvanka gets in truck loads of diapers , does that also happen on the sanitizers ?
What was the name of the person who got fired that morning???
the one with the toilet paper carrying case.
It is being reported elsewhere that the same individual is now responsible for making sure that no toilet paper is stuck to Trump’s shoes each and every time he comes out of the bathroom.
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But they’re apparently still looking for someone to train to close his umbrellas - turns out that shit’s hard…
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It’s like jumping rope or riding a two wheeled bike. If you don’t learn to do it before your 10, don’t try it after you are 60. Better to hire someone.
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This isn’t all that different from most politicians. They have to shake hands with anywhere from dozens to thousands of hands a day… of course they are going to go through hand sanitizer like it’s water.