Trump Makes His Body Guard Carry Around Hand Sanitizer For Him

I kind of think of it more like chairman Mao or Howard Hughes - the weirdness of people who have never been told no.

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Neither does he full on kiss his wife or embrace her. There are no images of him doing the same with his young son, though there are pics of him being cozy with young Ivanka.

His MO is grab Mel, bring her towards him, plant a kiss somewhere near her lips, but not on them.
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If someone could somehow get his attention long enough to instill some facts about the omnipresence and importance of the microbiome in our bodies, maybe, just maybe that would push him over the edge.

Hey, a guy can dream, can’t he?

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to be fair. i’ll bet this is a melania rule

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I guess I shouldn’t be surprised. Those images – walking far from the rope line and not physically engaging with his most ardent supporters – don’t seem to be a focus of much reporting on the teevee. Or has this been covered before and I’ve simply been tuned out?

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During a 1989 appearance on CNN’s Larry King Live, Donald Trump asked the host, “Do you mind if I sit back a little bit, because your breath is very bad. It really is. Has no told you of this?”

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A deeply creepy photo to me. Not just the awkward kissy-face stuff. Check out the grip on Melania’s arms…

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If hand sanitizer worked on Trump.
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Except then he’d just convince himself that his microbiome is the very best in the world, possibly the greatest in all of human history.

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“Stand over there and I’ll try to reach your mouth.”

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Sure, sure, she won’t kiss him

But you should see the death-grip her tongue does when she French kisses his wallet!

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I wonder if, as an infant, he was grossed out from his own soiled diapers.

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You are correct. I read Macbeth in high school - SPOILER ALERT - the spot doesn’t come out.

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More than 70% of the cells in or body are bacterial cells. If Trump p is frequently reminded of this, maybe he will try to have them all killed.

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I see it as the malignant narcissist’s attitude-he relies on all these people, but always has contempt for them. And projection-he’s the one sh—ting on everything, but believes that HE is the one being soiled.

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I know there’s been some speculation about correlation between germaphobes and racism. It’s why you see racists call foreigners or minorities “filthy.”

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If you zoom in just a bit more, you can see the herpes making the jump…

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Maybe that is why he wouldn’t shake Muerkel’s hand while sitting in the White House…or is he just a rude prick?

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Exactly. The first time I heard a “Trump is a germaphobe” story was around the time the Stormy Daniels and/or the Russian prostitutes/peepeegate stories broke. So maybe this means he was raw dogging Epstein’s under age harem and is afraid we are all going to find out. I wonder how long it will take for Epstein to sing? Yesterday on Breitbart the comment section to an article about Epstein had 20K plus comments (Russian bots? or maybe MBS–I’m beginning to think a lot of the bots these days are Saudi) most saying Bill Clinton was friends with Epstein. So Somebody is worried.

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How charming.

What could possibly be the reason she was even attracted to him?

I wonder . . . . . :face_with_raised_eyebrow:

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