TPM should have waited 24hrs and ceremoniously published this article on Shut the Fuck Up Friday.
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Trump Legal Advisers Tell Him Press Conference On Georgia Indictment Is A Bad Idea
Donāt listen to them Donnie!
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Those lawyers have seen the report already. They know itās bullshit.
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Yep, he knows heās screwed anyway on the court cases, but he needs more of those sweet cash donations right now. The press conference is a money-raising opportunity. It will be wild!
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But, according to the New York Times, the document in question is more than 100 pages long and was compiled at least in part by Liz Harrington ā a Trump communications aide who is often described as a true believer in the Big Lie.
Future co-conspirator in a superseding indictment?
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All this stunt was meant to do-- was fill time for a week in RWNJ news silos.
Purpose served. On to the next steaming pile of bullshit.
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ā18 con-conspiratorsā Typo? Freudian slip? I think it works well.
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āPERFECT IDEAā
what could go wrong?
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Itās my party and Iāll snub who I want to.
Donald Trump does not plan to take part in next weekās Republican presidential primary debate and has instead proposed counterprogramming to the event, according to a CNN report.
Citing sources, the report says Trump has not done any prep for the debate, which will take place on 23 August in Milwaukee.
The former president has been throwing out different ideas for his own counterprogramming during the debate, including sitting down with former Fox News host Tucker Carlson and calling into the different cable news shows, it says.
Trump has privately and publicly floated skipping either one or both of the first two GOP primary debates, pointing to his commanding lead in polls.
This will be glorious.
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It will be a combination of low-tech crayon charts from Trump, and then Mike Lindell will bring his background screen showing scrolling green binary code from voting machines, Matrix-style: 01001001 00100000 01110111 01101111 01101110 00100001
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But complications are GOOD! Makes for more delay, more court dates, more of a mess that lawyers can squabble over! Whatās not to love?
ā¦ and they will never, ever lock him up prior to trial. Guaranteed!
His press conferences arenāt conducted under oath. He reLIES on that.
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We donāt know where Jack Smith is going with his fraud inquiry; so, likely thereās room for a whole new set of charges, suspects and coconspirators unconnected to any ongoing proceeding.
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Right! If you wait for your day(s) in court, itāll be too late.
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Too bad. I might have enjoyed all the other candidates giving him tongue baths and fluffing him as he insults and abuses them.
Note that Chris Christy, the only credible presidential candidate and a New Jersey fighter, has been banned because he wonāt pledge to support Trump. So there will be nobody on that debate stage but the groveling worms.
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Please let the man speak!
We all want to hear this. Including the court.
He shall not be stifled.
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He will then announce the beginning of Infrastructure Week and promise to unveil his big, beautiful Health Care Plan in two weeks.
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Republican in (a) Criminal Organization?
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Why do his lawyers always have to ruin it for us? Donald has very important things to tell us about the crooked judges and bribed, lying witnesses who are preparing to testify in court. How else will we learn the names and addresses (as well as the names of their spouses and children) of those losers who he doesnāt even know that want to say bad, very bad and untrue things about him? He has a first amendment right to verbally immolate himself at this press conference and I say, let him do it!*. Whatās a few more years added to his prison time when the truth about his geniusiosity and perfect phone calls must be told?
- Use 7 second delay to bleep out identifiers
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Iām still waiting for the report from his investigation into Obamaās birth certificate.
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