Trump Jr. Writing Book Due Just In Time For Holiday Gift Shopping

She’s going to be trying to edit out the negative comments like Walt Disney would have edited F-bombs out of a Mickey Mouse cartoon.

I really wish John Oliver would do a parody of this like he did with that Pence spawn book about bunny rabbit Marlon Bundo.

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I love how these conservatives like the Trump family and the rest of them always scream about “The American Heartland!” and “The REAL America!”, but they always want to live in Manhattan or LA or Miami instead of in REAL American towns like Buttlick, Mississippi.

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Crayola disavows any association or affiliation with anyone in the Trump organization. Stating that: Yes both Donald’s are prolific users of our products, we can’t control that, but to be clear we do not endorse any policies that they may pen using our crayons. At this point in time we want to put an end to rumors that we are partnering with the Trump organization to produce a product specifically for them. We are not!

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Bullshit. You began making the flavored, edible formula for crayons when Jr. Refused to stop eating the regular one.

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That was someone in marketing, they were let go.

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I am hoping for the day this family of grifters is revealed, removed, and relegated to the appropriate imprisonment, perhaps in a cage along the southern border.

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the name of one of tRump’s former mistresses

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LOL. (Or should I say, Huh-huh, Huh-huh)

I’ve watched many episodes of B&B and still I could never remember which one was which…

Half of all political news in America has to do with the ignorant bloviation of your father. It’s at least 20% of Twitter’s market cap. The natural instinct to consume something other than “all Trump all the time” is healthy. As it is, Americans are starved for ideas and information, which is kind of ironic given that everybody carries more than the Library of Alexandria in their pocket.

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Imagine having to ghost-write for this entitled, little whining idiot-oaf. I’m sure the
commission for such a labor precludes any profit made from sales. I guess Junior thinks he’s doing this as a public service for the few hundred republican voters in the “heartland” that aren’t virtual illiterates.

“Next on Fox Business - Eric hosts an investigative reality show peering into the dark underbelly of charity funded English literacy programs…”

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Does he address the difficulty of being a MAGA booster while dating a transgender sex worker?

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Like Palin’s book and all the other right wing drivel, the BEST they can hope for is the remainder bin at Costco and Sam’s Club.

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OK, so we’re finally getting the Right Wing playbook. Awesome!!! Projection at its best. How long until Rove and company require the book to be totally vetted because revealing too many of the Right’s tricks will render them useless?

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Ready!

Dumpster%20Fire

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Gee! I am sorry to hear that. I thought that all of this time he was working on one of his passions… the adoption of children. Like when he met at Trump tower with the Russians.
I suppose that the Trump family always has something hidden up their collective sleeves… like their SS tattoos.

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A book written for illiterate know nothings by an illiterate, lying know nothing who has spent his life trying to suck up to Daddy who prefers his sister.

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I guess I missed the day in Constitutional Law class where we discussed how the First Amendment allows for obnoxious free speech that is not allowed to be criticized by it’s target, musta been that one midterm question I missed, the “asshole free of criticism clause”

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Proving once and for all that there really is a sucker born every minute.

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