Trump Jr. Writing Book Due Just In Time For Holiday Gift Shopping

wombat · July 23, 2019, 1:15pm

The perfect White Elephant gift. Hurry- they’re flying off the shelves ( and into the dumpster)

Ken_a_roni · July 23, 2019, 1:16pm

The boy has now written more books than he has read.

justruss · July 23, 2019, 1:17pm

“will expose all the tricks that the left uses to smear conservatives "

So what exactly is Tucker going to do now when Jr. just lays out everything? Tucker will have no content, he will have to start reading the back of soup cans on air to be relevant.

krusher · July 23, 2019, 1:18pm

There is simply nobody I dislike enough to give that book to.

steviedee111 · July 23, 2019, 1:19pm

Newsmax and other winger sites typically offer these types of books for free, as an inducement to sign up for a premium membership, making you privy to “inside intel”. The books are bought by the pallet load for a couple dollars each, and the purchases are reported, resulting in heralding Coulter’s or Hannity’s latest screed as a NYTimes best seller. Junior’s numbers will be similary puffed up, with likely about 10% of buyer’s actually paying rack price at legitimate book stores.

hagarwood · July 23, 2019, 1:20pm

Must employ the best editors…
In a deleted tweet, DJTJ’s sister just congratulated the new member of the diplomatic vandal club from the United Kingston! Hmmm, is that where the Prince of Whales live?

Fact checkers please…
Calling on you Wapo…compare DJT lies vs DJTJ lies, though DJT has a really good lead on his known lies >10k al least!

docd · July 23, 2019, 1:20pm

Dear Santa,
Please bring me Don Jr.'s book about how mean the left is and how we should hate them. I want to read it to Baby Jesus so that he will hate them too.
(It will be the perfect way to celebrate the birth of The Prince of Peace.)

dommyluc · July 23, 2019, 1:21pm

“Douchebags For Dummies” by Donald Trump, Jr.

“Unindictable Stupidity: My Story” by Donald Trump, Jr.

“A Hunter’s Field Guide To Banging Washed-Up FoxNews Personalities” by Donald Trump, Jr.

eldonlazar · July 23, 2019, 1:23pm

Junior had to turn to a ghost writer when the spell checker overloaded and set his iPad on fire.

mrf · July 23, 2019, 1:24pm

Apparently the title Juniors struggle sounded to close to the fuhrers.

castor_troy · July 23, 2019, 1:26pm

I need to market the Trump Crayon set… 12 crayons, each one with a Trump label, and all red.

$49.99, plus shipping.

mondfledermaus · July 23, 2019, 1:29pm

I don’t have the details but it won’t surprise me if it did. And the sales will also be spectacular. Why because the book is most likely a vehicle to give bribes to Junior, expect an inordinate amount of expect an inordinate amount of large corporate orders, from churches and even foreign entities. Bestseller of the year, that nobody bothered to read.

austin0708 · July 23, 2019, 1:29pm

I assume William Barr will be writing the forward, heartily endorsing Jr’s fine intellect and the books obvious implications for constitutional jurisprudence.

mattinpa · July 23, 2019, 1:30pm

Funny, I’m writing a book too, titled Sniggered: The Left Reacts to Junior’s Sorry-Ass “Book” Nobody Will Ever Actually Read. I was in an unsold books warehouse once and chuckled at this incredible mountain of Cap Weinberger’s memoirs because, you know, why? And yet he was actually a person who had a real job. Junior never even had that. He’s just a dull-witted rich punk.

randyabraham · July 23, 2019, 1:31pm

Doesn’t matter, the wingnut groups and PACs will buy it in bulk and then give them away to their members, which ensures Jr. achieves “NY Times bestseller” status.

dommyluc · July 23, 2019, 1:32pm

“Life In The Costco Bargain Bin” by Donald Trump, Jr.

Also includes a bonus Xmas CD, “It’s A Krystallnacht Christmas!”, featuring Donnie, Jr., siblings Ivankadonk and Dickless, Jared the Magic Eunuch, surprisingly undeported honey Kimberly Guilfoyle, and a special appearance by Father Fat Ass and his wife, BeBest.

Make sure to stuff some copies in the thigh-high stormtrooper boots you’ve hung on the mantle with care!

evan · July 23, 2019, 1:33pm

If people like Trump Jr. are so in love with being conservative, why don’t they have 20 children because they don’t approve of birth control, have a stepmother who can be found nude slathered in olive oil pasted all over the internet and go to church every Sunday?

ameliababy · July 23, 2019, 1:36pm

Do we need to add crayons so Daddy Donnie can follow along?

drtv · July 23, 2019, 1:36pm

“You can find Triggered in the fiction section at all fine remaindered book stores.”

loss_mentality · July 23, 2019, 1:37pm

I agree completely except for your characterization of him as Beavis. This one is Butthead. It’s the other that’s Beavis!