Originally published at: Trump Is Using a New, Highly Unusual Census Bureau Report to Claim He Won the 2020 Election - TPM – Talking Points Memo
President Donald Trump lost the popular vote in the 2020 election by 4.4%. That hasn’t stopped him, though, from latching on to a highly unusual Census Bureau report published Tuesday afternoon that allegedly found less than two-hundredths of a percent of voters in that presidential election were noncitizens. According to the report, 24,000 out of…
The man is completely crazed. Time to 25th Amendment him.
How many mainstream media outlets will cover this as a legitimate report? Then, get into a hair-splitting “Democrats dispute…” analysis. Just more flooding the zone with shit as the desperation increases and actual government functions are corrupted.
“On the first 128,000,000 Voters,” Trump wrote on Truth Social, “the Census Bureau proves that over 24,000 non-citizens voted illegally! The Census Bureau is going to analyze the next 32,000,000 Voters, and this number will explode. I WON THE ELECTION!”
There are so, so many things wrong with this anonymous MAGA-apparatchik “report” based on “private” data (!) but even if you swallowed it hook line and sinker (Narrator: “Don’t do this”) the obvious question is…
How would Trump know WHO they voted for?
I love “unnamed authors”. Not even the hacks brought in last year are willing to put their name on this piece of shit.
In computer science, garbage in, garbage out (GIGO) is the concept that flawed, biased or poor quality information or input produces a result or output of similar quality.
What’s this? 24,000 people illegally voted for Trump and he STILL lost the 2020 election?
Hey loser, just for shits and giggles let’s do a look at the popular vote.
Lost to HRC by 2.8+ million votes.
Lost to Joe by 7+ million votes.
Victory over Harris by 1+ million votes.
Three elections, around 9 million light in the popular vote.
Using Trump’s logic, instead of buying 5,000 shares of Intel at 30.04 back in July of 2024, I actually bought near the bottom around 18.58 weeks later. Therefore, I am up over 400% instead of a smidge over 200%. Now, I just have to convince my broker to readjust my purchase history and credit my account the missing dollars.
“On the first 128,000,000 Voters,” Trump wrote on Truth Social, “the Census Bureau proves that over 24,000 non-citizens voted illegally! The Census Bureau is going to analyze the next 32,000,000 Voters, and this number will explode. I WON THE ELECTION!”
Someone needs to set on TSF with Occam’s Razor.
What is the methodology attached to the Census 24,000? Yank from anal pore?
There are about 175,000 individual polling precincts in the United States. 24,000 (allegedly) illegally-cast ballots works out to one illegal vote for every seven polling locations. 24,000 (allegedly) illegally-cast ballots out of 128,000,000 total cast is, by the administration’s own numbers, less than two one-hundredths of one percent (0.01875%). That rate of illegal voting wouldn’t be enough to throw a local school board election, let alone flip a state in the Electoral College.
The innumeracy of this administration (“biggest inaugural crowd ever!”) and its followers is staggering.
Oh please. Who is going to do it? We have a Republican congress and admin working a complete charade to convince us all is well with Mitch. They will keep Donnie going until he is shreds of decayed flesh if they can glue enough to puppeteer him about.
The man is going to exit early. But that is likely not the path. At least at the moment. Stop yelling for it.
Who cares if he is? What is the GOP’s excuse? They’re letting this happen because they’re scared to back out of the dastardly Project 2025.
It’s been 6 years, get over it!!!
The Census Bureau’s newly formed Department of Making Shit Up is very hush-hush. I hear their analysts wear masks.
How fascinating, and coincidental!
I just completed my own extensive analysis from many highly accurate (yet undisclosed) data sources and determined Trump lost both the 2016 and the 2024 elections by a combined precise count of 728,116 votes
, the majority being false ballots attributed to various key jurisdictions under the name “Elon Musk” with nonexistent addresses within a town identified as “Epstein Island.”
Remarkable, I know. But all will be revealed when I will release the results in two weeks, with my name proudly imprinted on the fine leather front cover.
Next up is a revisit of the glorious election of 2000, where my preliminary analyses show Gore won not only Florida but also his home state of Tennessee.
What can I say? I clearly have a talent for this kind of thing.
If donnie won in 2020 then his presidency now is illegal to the core and he should be REMOVED FROM OFFICE


