President Donald Trump is fuming that he apparently didn’t know about ongoing federal investigations involving Hunter Biden that pre-date last month’s general election. The President had been hoping for months that a splashy public investigation of Hunter Biden would give his flailing reelection campaign a boost.
How about a do-over on the Senate impeachment vote?
DUH! that’s newsworthy? The Turnip has meltdowns every 5 minutes. It would rather be breaking news if he would STFU for 5 minutes.
And this whole time, I had thought Joe Biden had won the election. And now to find out it was Hunter who may be not qualified to be President…I had no idea.
I guess he hasn’t seen the Time cover yet.
It seems he has a plethora of things to melt down over.
We’re in a really dark place when the president is calling for an election to be overturned because there’s an investigation started by the president’s people into the relatives of their competitor…
He’s just not all there.
Feeling the sting of Bar’s silence and calling on the Supreme Court now, Trump appears to be making an even more absurd plea to use news of the investigations to justify his effort to swindle last month’s election, which he decisively lost.
In the same vein, Obama’s huge book advance means Democrats should have to throw three of their Senators into an active volcano. Everyone agrees.
Like I alluded to in jest in the other Barr post, he’s gonna fire Barr & get some asshole nominated to AG & have him appoint a Special Prosecutor.
Speaking of pending meltdowns…
With Hillary running the security side of things, nobody dared to cross Obama and try to prosecute his folks.
They saw what happened at Benghazi when someone started sniffing around, nobody wanted to be the next Vince Foster back here at home.
As I recall Hunter Biden wasn’t on the ticket, so exactly how would this have impacted the race.
I remember when tRump was running and all that scummy talk about women came out and I thought this is it, it will do him in. Things just don’t work like that any more.
Guess who is resembling Humpty Dumpty more and more each day?
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the king’s horses and all the king’s men
Couldn’t put Humpty together again
(Both are bald, fat, trusted a putatively “great” wall, have egg on their faces, and are being abandoned by reality.)
You mean he’s going to nominate Barr again?! Or will it be Sessions?
He was giving kickbacks to Poppa Joe, who also didn’t report those in his tax returns.
We are so past meltdown. He melted down before the votes were even finished counting and has, at no time, cooled enough to use remelt as a metaphor. At this point he is a greasy puddle of lard, petroleum jelly and creosote, smoldering at the smoke point and ready to burst into acrid flames and spitting bits of tar and ash…
Un huh.
Trump melts down faster than a stick of butter left out in the blazing sun…so Stormy tells us.
