Trump: ‘I’m All For Masks’ | Talking Points Memo

You’re irrelevant at this point, you demented, boring old Git.

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Ok, Fat Nixon, you’re belatedly on-board with masks. Sort of…

Now can we get back to the Russian bounties on US troops that you totally and wantonly disregarded?

Or the rampant unemployment?

Or preserving confederate heritage?

You can skip the last one…

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On Big Nixon or Little Nixon?

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I’d like to see him sport a " Nixon necktie". It would be an improvement .
Also, you can always get a fresh one in the john if there’s been a spill

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“Missed it by that much 130,000 lives.”

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If you’re going to wear mask president dumptster, wear it correctly. Not like Jerome Powell:

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I’m hoping for something more like this

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Who knew Mick Mulvaney was so bigly persuasive?

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I mean, people have seen me wearing one

Putin’s ball bag is not a mask, sir.

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:joy: and I’m still laughing

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Or

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It’s almost like he’s doing his job. Nobody could have expected that.

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Will the last Republican to leave the party please turn the lights off?

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Nope. It’s gotta cover his whole face, and the weird hair thing.

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I honestly worry this man is going to have a rage stroke before November’s election.
The only problem with that would be amy possibility of the sympathy vote or Pense at the head of the ticket.
There’s no way he can contain the rage at being pressured on a daily basis to go against his basic instincts and need to double down when wrong.

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I honestly worry hope this man is going to have a rage stroke before November’s election in the next 24 hours.

But maybe that’s just me.

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“I don’t know if you need mandatory because you have many places in the country where people stay very long distance,”

I swear he doesn’t even sound like a native speaker any more. I’d challenge anyone who doubts the dementia to go back and listen to him speaking four years ago and compare it to now.

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Not just you, been hoping for about 5 years now.

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Trump Says He’s ‘All For Masks’

“Why, last night I had Melania put on an Ivanka mask and, yowza! … did I say that out loud?”

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No, Trump is just the biggest sack of bullshit that has ever set foot in the White House.

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