Trump Gives Conflicting Reason For Hospital Visit As His Meltdown Over Stroke-Gate Continues

Considering how profoundly stupid and unimaginably ignorant the dotard is could serve as a form of camouflage to his cognitive decline and neuro issues.

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People in the media wonder why Trump is focused on how he ‘totally didn’t have a stroke’ instead of his bullshit ‘law & order’ theme. This is who Trump is. He’s a crook and he’s also completely self-absorbed, narcissistic and petty.

Did he have a stroke? I don’t know, but I don’t think he went to Walter Reed for a strained shoulder either.

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I can see his obit: “The Stroke of ‘Genius’.”

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Little strokes fall great oafs.

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Melania may have tried to poison him. That would explain the secrecy. But I’m not one to speculate, I’m just putting it out there.

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She’d never be convicted. I doubt they could even seat a jury.

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Whatever happened, I can say that God choked on that one. Easy three footer, for sure!

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I bet he hasn’t tried, even once more, to assert his conjugal rights since that day.

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Maybe Putin tried to poison him? After all, those darn sanctions still haven’t been lifted and the corona isn’t helping Putin’s ratings.
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Hamster?

Just a love tap, to remind Trump that he could.

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But wait! What about the soup? Be careful out there, fellow forumites. Watch out for the Cream of Mushroom!

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Assert? How? No doubt the STROKE has rendered the equipment thoroughly inoperable.

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Could be that, or a mild transient ischemic attack. My Mom had a couple of those TIAs towards the end of her life, with no noticeable after-effects. The author of that post is right to call attention to the trope that “Stroke = unfit” because there’s a wide range between little TIA blips, his “motor stroke” version, and the ones that will paralyze you completely.

My Dad suffered one of the severe ones, so yeah, it can be bad. But from all appearances, and despite our tendency here at TPM to diagnose Trump’s every foot shuffle or podium lean, I don’t think he suffered anything serious. The reason he’s going ballistic over the questions about his Walter Reed visit, is because it undercuts his message that Biden is the one who is mentally unfit to be President.

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It’s my understanding that he does that on almost every hole.

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She won’t be challenging Pelosi in CA-12, having achieved just over 1% of the vote in the primary. Unfortunately for DeAnna, the Lizard People just don’t vote.

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I’ve long said I doubt there’d be much point. :wink:

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Ministrokes are good anyway

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So this was a can’t lose for her.

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I prefer President Mini Strokes.

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