Trump Gives Conflicting Reason For Hospital Visit As His Meltdown Over Stroke-Gate Continues

I like it, but I feel like our side can come up with something more crass and insulting.

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Best line in the Independent piece:

“He stumbles, slurs, gets confused, is easily irritated, and has trouble synthesising information, not occasionally but with regularity.

Isn’t there a Constitutional amendment for situations like this?

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He’s such a fucking egotistical moron.

If he would have just kept his mouth shut this whole story would have disappeared, but now just about everyone - except Mike Pence, who somehow can’t recall if he was ‘on standby’ while Fat Ass was in the hospital, and Trump’s doctor, who lies to keep his job - believes Trump had a series of mini-strokes.

Let us hope he keeps flapping his gums about every other issue, too. And he will. Gotta get that name in the headlines!

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How long before he finds a way to insult people who have had strokes? You know he’s going to claim that his physical superiority and intelligence protects him.

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A two-part physical is itself highly odd. You go to get a physical, maybe have some blood taken, maybe an x-ray, and you are done. The fact that he refers to two-parts makes it very suspicious. And I believe it was done late at night which is also bizarre.

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Every backup plan deserves a backup plan.

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Mini-strokes Are Generally Assumed!!!

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Since this bothers him sooo much, wait until he finds out people are saying the hospital visit was really for ED!

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We can only hope that he “melts” his way into a full stroke.
Then we need to deal with the so called Christian that calls his wife “Mom”.

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Lol. He can’t remember which lie he was supposed to use to deflect inquiries about the WR hospital visit. I forget who said it, but when you tell the truth, you only have to remember one thing. When all you tell is lies, you have to remember which lie goes with which story/grift/cover-up and that gets tough to keep straight after a while.

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One of the sure signs of having suffered a stroke (mini, or otherwise) is no longer being able to distinguish when things start from when they end.

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The whole thing was clearly a crock. You don’t suddenly rush the POTUS unannounced to Walter Reed late at night for a casual “part one” of your annual physical.

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Of the grand Mal-a-Rago variety?

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Trump is a long-time “stimulant” abuser; Cocaine, Ritalin, amphetamines, etc.
He was a constant presence at Studio 54 and other “clubs” in NYC in the 70s, 80s, and early 90s.
It is fairly common for people with serious psychological issues to “self-medicate” with illicit drugs and he is a text-book case.

Long-term abuse of stimulants can lead to ischemic strokes, early-onset Alzheimer Disease, and other Parkinson’s-like diseases and symptoms. Couple that with his “Malignant Narcissism” and you have a dangerous mix of paranoia, hallucinations, loss of memory, and physical symptoms like weakness in the limbs, balance issues, and escalating cognitive failures.

Then again, maybe he just had to get the gerbil removed from his colon?

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Viagra problem?

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It would be irresponsible not to speculate.

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a, and, the, lies, lies

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Of course GRAND …
none of that “petit” crap for the Donald!

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I don’t know about you folks, but my doctor is ALWAYS scheduling routine tests on Saturday evening…

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