Trump Finally Endorses Paxton over Cornyn in Texas Senate Primary

Do I infer correctly that Cornyn and Paxton are so statistically similar that the choice between them is a coin-flip? I’m usually quicker on the uptake.

Very similar in overall repulsive oiliness, but each in different ways.

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Paxton has committed numerous felonies, such as insider trading and abusing his office. He has previously asked Trump for pardons, so he’s obviously concerned that being out of office may allow the law to finally catch up. He punches down and panders to the base in the types of lawsuits the AG office brings and he protects his friends corruptly.

Cornyn comes across as a “moderate” by the way he carries himself. Kind of passive, but stands behind republican alphas so you know he’s also a “big deal”. But he’s not a moderate at all. In his recent ads, he boasts that he has “voted with Trump 99% of the time.” I guess that 1% is supposed to imply an independent streak.

So, to recap, both are awful for different reasons, and will probably vote identically if elected. So, that’s the coin-toss.

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Home run for Donnie!!! Pervert endorses fellow pervert!!!

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If so, Cornyn is just damned late to the garden party where people, at long last, find their integrity!!

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Got it. Cornyn holds his nose when he votes and is sensitive enough to occasionally throw up in the Men’s toilet afterwards.

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Let’s assume Texas MAGA party voters pick the crook Paxton over Cornyn. In an ideal world, Cornyn and Louisiana senator Cassidy both stick the shiv in Donny every chance they get until January.

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Shitler did make Republicans waste a boat load of money on advertising for the primary, so that’s a plus.

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I think Bush Dumber put the fork in that notion, sadly.

I’m glad I’m not the only one who didn’t get that one. The spread between Lou’s last game and Mickey’s first is about 12 years, if I’m not mistaken. in

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You’re such an optimist, demos!

That line gives me shivers just thinking about it!

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Yeah but the more I see it the more I like it. Imagine how many more rbis Mantle would have had if he had Ruth batting ahead of him.

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