Trump Excludes CNN Anchors From White House’s Pre-SOTU Lunch

What a pathetic fuckin’ baby!

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Any network that participates in this nonsense now has less integrity than a bucket of warm piss.

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Mother Pence?

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Um, the Russians probably will be there, in some capacity.

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They will probably have first accounts of the lunch.

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Do they Chao down at the lunch?

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Nah, she shaves regularly.

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You know, ordinarily I’m a tolerant person, and willing to let you kids have your fun, but honestly. :roll_eyes:

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Never. Because Money Talks.

Next Question?

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I’ve seen you on the wrong side of the tracks too many times to take that seriously.

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No hamberders for you.

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Fox will be there and Breitbart. The normal press should drop out with the excuse of needing to wash one’s hair.

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Trump Excludes CNN Anchors From White House’s Pre-SOTU Lunch

Another “perfect message on press freedoms”.

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So the way to prevent the cool kids from excluding you from the lunch table is to bar them from coming altogether? Guess he’s a Very Stable Genius after all.

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Trump hasn’t dropped below 88% approval among Republicans since before 2019 so, yes, it’s clear that a large swath of voters either enthusiastically embrace Trump or (worse) have no values whatsoever they put before their own perceived self interest.

Now what?

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The vindictiveness will accelerate exponentially until Trump is thrown out of office.

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Wolfe and Anderson said, “Fuck it. It wasn’t a free lunch anyway.”

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Yup - because who’s going to stop him. His minions will be so happy with this, because CNN doesn’t deserve a seat at their hero’s table.

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I see no inconsistency in making the occasional decorous, tasteful, and I hope well-crafted play on words on the one hand and finding less value in a quaalude-driven orgy of bad puns on the other. It’s like, I don’t know, socialism, say. Bill-free health care is good socialism. Gulags are bad socialism. Same with puns. You have to be careful with them or they’ll tear society apart.

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