Trump Entered Fugue State In Debate Whenever COVID Came Up | Talking Points Memo

Whilewe’re doing RIPs, Jay Johnstone former MLB player & announcer & cut up.

It is said he once locked his manager, Tommy Lasorta, in his motel room by tying a rope from the door knob to a palm tree.

Also from @MichaelFarber3:

“Saddened by passing of Jay Johnstone. After trade to the Phillies in '78, months after they jeered Burt Hooton into bases-loaded playoff walks, I asked how tough are Philly fans. He said when games are rained out, they go to airport to boo bad landings. First time I’d heard that.”

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Ok I have to say this. Biden did not look well. Before trump went down the rabbit hole I thought the optics were very bad. Biden looked pale and slow.trump looked energetic. If trump had just shown an iota of self control it would have been a different night. I feel that Biden missed several opportunities to pile drive the fucker. I think the truth is that Biden dodged a bullet. His people really need to follow up on this. At the very least get some color on him and more coffee into him.

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I’m sure Fox Sports would be all over that! Modern-day gladiators fighting to the death.

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I don’t think they can, now. Trump thinks he did an amazing, wonderful job, Biden certainly isn’t going to back out and look like a “loser”, and if the debate commission kills it unilaterally, Trump would run around saying how they were scared to let him talk, that sleepy Joe got them to do it, etc.

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I’d pony up for the PPV.

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It’s all Grieg to me ! :joy:

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What is the question to which the answer is “9 w.”?

Do you spell your name with a “V”, Mr. Wagner?

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Don’t you even want to hear the “Ode to Joe”?

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Less interested in the over/under than whatever dumb nickname he’s worked up for him. I’m gonna guess Cuck Wallace.

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Haven’t heard PDQ in a long time… Thanks for stuffing that into my head.

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Fucking OUCH.

https://twitter.com/annehelen/status/1311340954314444801

In other Montana news, former and largely beloved Republican Gov. Marc Racicot announced that he’d be voting for Biden:

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Yeah. So the headline is a misuse of the term “fugue state.” Probably not a good idea to start bandying it about.

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Jerry falwell, jr. Approves.

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“Roll over Beethoven! “ :notes::musical_note:

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Is this the Dental Floss tycoon?

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Have you heard Gloria, lately?

In egg shells these days. Oooohh! Oooohhh! Oooohhh!

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No, but I had lunch at the Golden Choral.

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So basically:

BULLSHITBULLSHITBULLSHITSTOCKMARKETBULLSHITBULLSHITBULLSHITBULLSHITBULLSHITBULLSHITBULLSHITBULLSHITBULLSHITBULLSHITBULLSHITBULLSHITBULLSHITBULLSHITBULLSHITBULLSHITBULLSHITBULLSHITBULLSHITBULLSHITBULLSHIT

That’s the president’s panic room.

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Note: It would also be nice if, at some point, someone were to point out to Donny Dipshit that “The Stock Market isn’t the economy.”

Just once.

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