After defending his decision to continue holding his beloved re-election campaign rallies earlier this month, President Trump has now begun canceling events and rallies that were previously scheduled for later this month in light of the coronavirus outbreak.
They probably told him heād have to wear a SpaceForce!ā¢ pressure suit, and it doesnāt come with shoe lifts.
What a shame
This is Trump, denied his campaign rallies:
A CDC spokesman said Trump voters would not be endangered by attending rallies.
āTheyāre already brain-dead.ā he said. āWhat difference does it make?ā
Chicken. Itās just the flu, basically.
Can we also cancel the Trump Show? Itās just one bad re-run after another.
I am convinced that when Dump delivers a speech like the one last night, heās simply reading it without having a clue what heās saying. You can tell by the absence of any cadences.
Cancelled with extreme prejudice.
I hear the Pennsylvania (Ave) flu is about to hit hard.
Heās really scared of dying, despite all the lies he spouts.
An interesting, if somewhat scary, readā¦
Coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID-19)
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Just once, Iād like to see these clowns do something out of an abundance of competence.
Without the adulation of the cultists, Trump will behave like a heroin addict jonesing for a fix.
Will his desire for adulation override his germaphobia?
Whatās the over/under on that?
Iāll believe heās a germaphobe the day he stops having unprotected sex with porn stars.
Oh no, what will the Nazis do for fun now?
or in XXXXL size.
The rallies are also a self-esteem enhancer.
You see where Iām going with thisā¦
