President Donald Trump is canceling his trip to Poland this weekend as Hurricane Dorian approaches Florida, two people familiar with the matter told Bloomberg News Thursday.
Needs to make sure the bedbugs in his hotels get properly evacuated…
I hear the Navy Seabees are busy crafting a 100-foot high seawall around Mar-a-Lago as I type this.
Lot of ink for a major storm hitting Florida so the hell with Poland, Trumpie’s gonna hunker down in his bedroom with a bushel of burgers and tweet a million tweets about how people should “stay safe!”
as if the fact that he owns two golf clubs that could be hit has nothing to do with it…
If there is a God, she can reveal herself now by flattening Mar-a-Lago and Doral with Dorian on Monday.
What? No taco bowls in Poland? Send Lickspittle Pence!!
He’s on an emergency call with that Brawny guy as we speak. The people of Mar a Lago deserve only the finest paper towels.
only if she makes sure that the properties are ineligible for disaster relief funding. Otherwise, its the work of the Devil, because Trump will use the money to remodel the clubs at taxpayer expense, padding the estimates and bills relentlessly.
For the love of god, someone hide those nuke codes.
No, no, no. Hit the hurricane with a big nuke right when it makes landfall by Mar-a-GoGo. According to Science, all of the fallout would stay out over water, none of it would reach Mar-a-GoGo or Doral.
Safety?
So, maybe now wasn’t the best time to divert FFEMA money to build the wall Mexico was gonna pay for…
Shoot, Trump claimed $25 million or something after another hurricane, wherein Mar-a-GoGo didn’t receive much if any damage…
The computer models especially the European one show a direct hit on Mara Lago.
There could be something to the power of prayer after all.
alternate headline:
President Did Not Want to Go to Poland, Finds Excuse
His highest priority is the safety and security of the people in the path of the hurricane. His presence on American soil has stopped all the other ones from happening. Why must you doubt?
…plus the house across the street from M-A-L that his sister used to own.
Pence is useless. But I’m guessing the staff at the embassies are secretly relieved they only have to deal with Pence and not 45*.
They’ll just wheel him into a closet, unplug him, and go party for the weekend “supporting the official visit”.