President Donald Trump wants America to know that he’s extremely mentally stable, and he can prove it in five words: “person, woman, man, camera, TV.”
@tena has five words for you, moran.
Someone get the Dolt a bus pass. He’s good to go.
I bet he can’t use them in a sentence (the test words, not Tena’s 
).
However, health experts say the exam Trump took (known as the Montreal Cognitive Assessment) is less about proving one’s awe-inspiring cognitive strength and more as a simple means of checking whether the test taker has dementia.
Ironically, his reaction to the test is a better indicator than the test itself.
I, Donald Trump, hereby resign.
Those are the best five words he could possibly utter
Ever.
Edit: or as my wife chimed in
I, Donald Trump, plead guilty.
He used a mnemonic device.
Person: those are things I exploit
Woman: those are things I pay for sex and abuse, while exploiting
Man: those are things I rob of dignity and exploit
TV/camera: those are things I exploit to gain power to further exploiting previous.
make sure it’s the short bus pass and that he gets a helmet too💀
He’s bragging about 5 words, and he can’t even remember the 3 word name of the test. Claiming that he asked Jackson about an acuity test (riiiiiiiiiight):
“He said yes, and he named it, whatever it might be.”
Good thing they asked him for those words instead of the names of his children.
His niece smiled and said “his talking about the test is him failing the test…”
If nothing else, he proves his lack of understanding of the test…which confirms why they administered it in the first place.
Wasn’t that the same lesson we had last week on Sesame Street?
Oooooh, that’s gonna leave a mark.
The 5 most important words to Trump is, Me,Me, Me, Me, Me.
I try not to step on other poster’s lines. 
I see an ex-Fox talking head is appealing to the supervisor of their HR department to be reinstated:
Shut the fuck up, Donnie.
It’s the Battle of the Ramp all over again.
According to the Washington Post, Trump has been demanding his campaign staff focus on painting Biden as mentally feeble as a main point of attack.
Projection as a campaign strategy. Methinks this is not the greatest of plans.
Time for me to rib some UPenn alums again.