Katie thinks it’s fine to lie while wearing her cross, but WWJD?
Really? “the next Dietrich Bonhoeffer”?
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From the linked article:
“The erection is a side effect that everybody who gets stung by this spider will experience along with the pain and discomfort,” said study team member Romulo Leite of the Medical College of Georgia.
Everybody?!? Even women?
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They’ve needed to do it for years. They currently run three boards out when the current Marine One lands. Should have been retired years ago, but nobody else got around to putting in a helipad. It can only go on the South Lawn. The downward exhaust from the new copter would burn out the lawn.
Trump Is Finally Building Something the White House Actually Needs
They have used the VH-92A for Marine One away from the White House for nearly 2 years.
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Frankly, Sikorsky knew what these things were being designed for. They should’ve made sure they wouldn’t burn the lawn.
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Gill’s D’Souza’s son in law.
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Melania can then turn the White House into a whorehouse, her area of expertise.
More likely they were actual FBI agents feeding a bunch of rubes enough fantasies to get them to say something “incriminating” so they could arrest them.
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Tisk tisk for no shout out to tuk-tuks…
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How ridiculously overwrought! All they had to do was to tell Kash that it was in Vegas…
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Does that mean that you are finally going to buy me a beer?
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CNN says it has obtained the US Surrender, um, I mean the MoU between the US and Iran:
In another article CNN points out that there is nothing about whether Iran can charge transit fees in the Strait, only that traffic can resume to previous levels. Bibi won’t be happy that there is nothing about Iran’s ballistic missile stockpile, and nothing about the status of the current enriched uranium, just Iran reaffirming that they won’t build a nuke. Which they already did when they signed the nonproliferation treaty back in the '60’s.
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Israel is also not mentioned in the 14-pint draft agreement.
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TEHRAN (The Borowitz Report)—In an astounding achievement for a first-time author, on Wednesday Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei nabbed the #1 spot on the New York Times bestsellers list with a business book entitled The Art of the Deal.
The publicity materials provided by the publisher tout, “From the mind of a man who negotiated the sweetest deal in the history of the Middle East, learn how to fend off a hostile takeover—and win!”
“Don’t just be a leader,” the book jacket urges. “Be a Supreme one!”
Among the topics covered, the book “shows, in five easy steps, how to turn a tiny body of water into a money-spinning goldmine.”
An advance excerpt from the book’s first chapter begins, “Rule #1: Only negotiate with morons.”
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Trump is trying to get ahead of criticism of the MoU. I’m sure this will calm the maritime insurance companies and get traffic moving. CNN:
When asked by a reporter during a meeting with Egyptian President Abdel Fattah el-Sisi if the agreement is final, Trump said, “No, it’s not final. It’s a memorandum of understanding.”
“If I don’t like it, if they don’t behave, we’ll go right back to dropping bombs right smack in the middle of their head,” Trump added, referring to Iran.
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Not exactly breaking. There has been chatter about this in the not-mainstream press for a few months.
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This picture is telling me the guy in the middle shat his pants, and every world leader has suddenly discovered a very important conversation happening somewhere else.
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Scatland fans went way beyond the 14 draft pint agreement
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