President Donald Trump expressed utter bewilderment during a campaign rally in Duluth, Minnesota, on Wednesday night over the fact that his blatantly racist attempts to win over suburban women aren’t working.
Does Duluth even have suburbs? Women?
Trump is baffled that anyone thinks the world revolves around anything that’s not him.
Gee, it’s almost like these women have been dealing with fear-mongering asshats their entire lives.
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Flat-Earther confused that circumnavigation resulted in arriving at starting point.
Maybe suburban women have also heard of zoning ordinances…
“And then I hear I’m not doing well in the suburbs,” Trump said. “I’m not doing well in the suburbs. Are you people crazy? Are you crazy?”
Calling them crazy ought to bring them around
He is baffled?
Well who knew that suburban white women report to jobs in which they work with blacks, Latinos, Indians, Sihks, Muslims (who strangely enough, aren’t committing daily mini-9-11s @ their place of employ; own wait, that would be crazy or the suburban white women wouldn’t have places of employment to report to), sometimes grab lunch from taco trucks that the Mexican Government doesn’t use(?) to indocrinate real Anglo Saxon Americans?
And that is a separate matter from whether white suburban women have different racial and ethnic friends. They know a turbanned Sikh isn’t a Muslim who will kill them or abduct them and sell them to the white slavers.
All Donnie is missing is a wife-beater T-shirt to complete his abuser ensemble…
His house of cards is starting to tumble. And he knows that criminal charges are looming in his future.
Any bets that he’s on a private jet leaving the country when his resignation drops and the pardon from Preznit Pence comes through?
Total mad king. That wall he’s put around himself to keep reality out is really paying dividends. Best part of this is he says what he’s thinking, no matter how insane.
Those gals need a good dose of trumpsplaining.
First, my apologies to all dogs. However, Donald Trump is a ‘sick puppy’. I’m convinced that the reason he won the Republican primaries is that unlike his professional pol opponents who only pretended, he really was filled with paranoid rage.
Really last thing people in Duluth MN worry about is black people. The palace is lily white and I suspect pretty liberal (the city is awesome, nothing in the midwest like it, I would move there if it wasn’t four degrees colder that the rest om MN!).
I threw up in my mouth—multiple times. You owe me an anti-emetic. Though I don’t know if it can work . . .
Wait til Fat Nixon tries to trumpsplain this…
I’ve lived in semirural suburbs all my life, Donald. The women aren’t crazy at all. They just loathe you. Because you’re crazy.
trump baffled…like a cat with a laser pointer